Howard - 4 - Very shaky.
Hibbert - 7 - Great tackles, but damn, he should have had that shot!
Jagielka - 8 - Boss at the back, and then with a Messi like run he wins us a random pen. Get in, Nikodem.
Distin - 8 - He was boss, because he's Distin.
Baines - 7.5 - Great free kicks and crosses. God knows how we didn't score from them. But he stepped up and put the pen in the net when we needed it.
Coleman - 5 - Nothing. But he didn't get much of a chance to do anything.
Neville - 6 - Decent.
Heitinga - 6 - Unfairly booked, which didn't help, but decent.
Osman - 6 - Great goal, but honestly, he missed so, so many sitters and great chances. If he'd had taken any of them we'd have won.
Bily - 7 - He was ace today. Great turns and passes. I don't know why he didn't play behind Becks, to be honest.
Beckford - 7 -His goal was great. Shame he was robbed.
Gueye - 8 - Superb skill and crossing. GET GUEYE ON FFS. *
Vellios - 7.5 - What kind of big man has feet like that? Well, the only one I can think of is Sir Zlatan. But I'm definitely prepared to redirect my unhealthy adoration of the giant Swede to this new Greek lad. He was ace. GET VELLIOS ON FFS. *
*Next game you just know Moyes is going to play Cahill and Beckford.