Will Dance For Chocolate
Player Valuation: £50k
Proper pointless club in the premier league.
Classy.
Actually, it's more to do with local fighter Chris Billam-Smith having a world title bout at Dean Court on Saturday night and the club assuming, with us safe, a lot of fans would want to go to that and wouldn't do both. Not sure why they thought that as plenty were unhappy about it and couldn't get tickets but that's how it goes.