Match Thread Everton v Bournemouth - Preview, Match Report and MotM Poll

[tsubaki]

Everton 8 Bournemouth 1, but the eighth goal is scored by an ineligible player and so we get docked points

 

[andy5000]

Making the trip up to Goodison for this one. Last time I was there was the 1-0 over Arsenal in Dyche's first game in charge. Not sure how I'm going to cope with such a big game with so much on the line. I've been a nervous wreck for weeks, and might actually keel over before this one kicks off...

 

[edge]

I bloody hate Bournemouth. They're one of those teams that always seem to have our number.

We have beat them more times than they have beat us historically.
8 wins for us
6 for them
2 draws
Lampard was the manager for some of their wins so that counts as a handicap for us as well.
Like being 3-0 down before you began.

 

[edge]

Making the trip up to Goodison for this one. Last time I was there was the 1-0 over Arsenal in Dyche's first game in charge. Not sure how I'm going to cope with such a big game with so much on the line. I've been a nervous wreck for weeks, and might actually keel over before this one kicks off...

Get pissed

 

[No Alla Violenza]

Get pissed

Destroy

 

[T LEAFE]

I bloody hate Bournemouth. They're one of those teams that always seem to have our number.

There are too many

 

[blindbert]

Destroy

Anarchy!

 

[Andy McGurk]

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Well Mr. Dyche had done it,
The goodison crwod had won it,
With Maupay clucking all the while,
Calvert Lewin's tragic illness made us smile,
While Pickford lay unconscious on the barroom tile...
We're talkin' football...
From Madrid to San Marino.
Talkin' football...
Vitalii Mykolenko.
Jame Milner's grotesquely swollen jaw.
Gbamin and his run-in with the law.
We're talkin' Gana... .Onana and Garner





This is pants, sorry

 

[Andy McGurk]

We're talking football
The men of St Domingo
We're playing football
Michael Keane and Mykolenko
Neal Maupay grotesquely controlling the ball
Tom Davies and his knack of doing eff all
We're talking Moshiri, Kenwright making the calls

Beat me to it

 

[Furey1878]

Well Mr. Dyche had done it,
The goodison crwod had won it,
With Maupay clucking all the while,
Calvert Lewin's tragic illness made us smile,
While Pickford lay unconscious on the barroom tile...
We're talkin' football...
From Madrid to San Marino.
Talkin' football...
Vitalii Mykolenko.
Jame Milner's grotesquely swollen jaw.
Gbamin and his run-in with the law.
We're talkin' Gana... .Onana and Garner





This is pants, sorry

I prefer yours haha

 

[deipnosophist]

I'm hoping for the best...but preparing for the worst.

Everton that

 

[summerisle]

Well Mr. Dyche had done it,
The goodison crwod had won it,
With Maupay clucking all the while,
Calvert Lewin's tragic illness made us smile,
While Pickford lay unconscious on the barroom tile...
We're talkin' football...
From Madrid to San Marino.
Talkin' football...
Vitalii Mykolenko.
Jame Milner's grotesquely swollen jaw.
Gbamin and his run-in with the law.
We're talkin' Gana... .Onana and Garner





This is pants, sorry

 

[Rob17896]

I expected Leeds to offer better opposition to West Ham. They might still put on a better show against Spurs.

And if Leicester do get a point tonight, and then beat West Ham, we will have to beat Bournemouth.

That's a reasonable challenge for the right to stay up!

Our future remains in our own hands.

Think Leeds will beat Spurs who are gutless at the mo. Think it is Leeds.

 

[Bally's Boots]

If Patterson, Calvert Lewin and Mykolenko are out.

Pickford

Mina Coady Tarkowski

Iwobi Garner Gana Onana McNeil

Doucoure

Keane

Keane - can't we just play with ten men?

 

[lieneverton]

The only motivation our players should need is that Leicester game plan. Played for a point because they think we can't get the job done.