Match Thread Everton v Burnley KO 14:15 Sunday 1 October

[LinekersLegs]

I wish I had the positivity of Niasse

 

[peteblue]

Niasse our best player by an absolute mile.

DCL doing well too mind.....

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Try this. Citrus aftertones and mellower stomach cramps.

Drink that with a straw
Bit like red wine that stuff stains your teeth

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

Imagine spending £150m and having Williams and Martina as half of your back line.

 

[Igrok]

Rooney as an impact sub...scary...

 

[TheGeek]

Gana and Schneiderlin do not complement each other at all.

 

[cromofo]

Needs Davies in midfield

 

[Gladystweet]

Oh my giddy aunt.

 

[cronullasharks]

Michael keane didn't exactly cover himself in glory for their goal either, just stood watching.

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Sean Dyche has a lucky horseshoe up his bottom

Only explanation for how lucky they've been

We should be at least 3-1 up

 

[Prevenger17]

Niasse our best player by an absolute mile.

He'll be hooked at half time

 

[Norwegian Cow]

he got it almost right today. his error was 2 dms. should at least have one creative cm

 

[ijjysmith]

Schneiderlin still on his way back after Hendrick sent him to the car park when he scored?

 

[Bluerover]

Schneiderlin can't defend, create or shoot. Does he make a good cup of HT tea?

 

[Zen_Master]

Jordan Pickford is [Poor language removed], overhyped because he's English. Williams is past it and Keane is another overhyped player because of his nationality. None of them could lace Jags boots a few years ago.