Match Thread Everton v Burnley KO 14:15 Sunday 1 October

[TheGeek]

Baines is playing like he is carrying his guitar on his back. Truly shocking this. OUT!

 

[Gladystweet]

So narrow.

No wide men on the pitch.

What are we even trying to do here?

What about fat ash?

 

[Dunc's elbow]

Man of the Match? Is there one?

‘Man’ or ‘Match’?!

 

[lesbattersby]

Woeful, the cutting edge of a spoon.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Gana looking so much better.

 

[Donald Twain]

Man of the Match? Is there one?

Me for watching this drivvle

 

[Norwegian Cow]

So narrow.

No wide men on the pitch.

What are we even trying to do here?

trying to fit a thread trough a needle

 

[Tin-Tin]

What is rooney on for?

 

[only_sleeping]

We miss Ross Barkley.

 

[Tony1985]

Can someone please explain why Rooney is playing defensive mid??

 

[TyphooToffee]

Such a lack of guile it's frightening

 

[Bob Latchford]

This is easy for them

 

[formerly manx toffee]

COYBB

 

[USABlue]

we show no urgency until we are already down and there's less than 20 minutes left

 

[Neiler]

Just don't let anyone else have the ball but Rooney, Davies or Pickford.