Everton v Cardiff City. 15th March at 15.00.

[SerenityNigh]

Tan out; Hibbert penalty in injury time makes it 17-0

 

[Roberto Martinmagicez]

Coleman long range curler all day

 

[Billy Dean]

Barry, Pienaar out, Gerard and Geads in. 74-0 win.

 

[Donald Twain]

Its gunner be dreadful , my eyes will bleed and my teeth jangle!

 

[obc]

i'm nervous that if Everton take a two goal lead, Tan will unleash an orbital laser platform or sharks with frikkin' laser beams on the EFC players

 

[ianefc]

i'm nervous that if Everton take a two goal lead, Tan will unleash an orbital laser platform or sharks with frikkin' laser beams on the EFC players

Wouldn't worry too much he will only want a ransom of 1 MILLION POUNDS, but actually, Oh, ah well lets worry.

 

[toffeejack]

comfortable 2-0 win without playing great.

COYB's, guy in work has already congratulated me in advance.

cardiff are dog turd from what i've seen of them, they certainly won't like to keep the ball - keep a clean sheet and we've won, just don't let them score with their only chance.

barry really doesn't need to play this one but he will. stick barkley next to mccarthy and stick naismith behind lukaku - we're not going to need a DM.

boss work chico, some great stuff in there.

 

[BlueShark]

Great review, cheers.

I'm predicting a 1-0 win for us. Lukaku midway through the second half. I fear a dull game as Cardiff sit back and try for a goaless draw.

 

[Eggs]

...well done, Chico. I remember toshack playing for Cardiff. He was wooden in his movement but bulleted towering headers on those muddy pitches. Note Brian Harris in that picture, also looks like Tricky Trevor Steven profile in one of the others but maybe not. Just need a win tomorrow.

 

[deipnosophist]

Loved the CERN reference with regard to Alcaraz :the Higgs Boson being easier to isolate and identify, than is the source of Birdman's muscle fatigue.
Very good Chico.

 

[Garrick]

Boss preview.

UP THE MO' FUGGIN TOFFEES.

 

[BlueLlama]

I can't watch this which is usually a sign that we will be superb. I want Miralles on the left and Deulofeu on the right. Should batter these.

 

[toffeestillidie]

A cagey 2-1, we'll go two ahead through Mirallas, concede a stupid goal early in the first half and the rest of the game will be boring possession stuff

 

[quasi modo]

Let's Tan they're arses.

 

[Woolly Blue]

I stopped reading at "The Shire’s very own Ole Gunnar Solksjaer" because :-

a ) I was peeing myself laughing at something so true and
b ) I knew it wouldn't get any better after that.

Dunno who writes these for you, but they're doing a cracking job










Well in Chico Cheeks

After last week I'm still none too arsed about footie so I won't make any guesses as to the score. 2-0 would do nicely though.