Titus Shambles
Player Valuation: £8m
Another first half masterclass from the no-mark in the dug out. Under no circumstances whatsoever try to dominate the ball, under no circumstances whatsoever try to play on the front foot, under no circumstances whatsoever try to attack, under no circumstances whatsoever give 40k fans who are behind the team something to feed off. Ol' gravel gullet will have spent the last 2 days beating any high out of the lads and telling them that anything other than whacking it long to the lone striker who offers nothing at the best of times will result in you not getting lump of coal for xmas. I'm amazed this so-called "football" manager hasn't spent the last 44 minutes physically waiving the white handkerchief.