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Everton v Crystal Palace. 21st Sep at 16.00.

Result?

  • Everton

    Votes: 286 83.9%

  • Palace

    Votes: 32 9.4%

  • Draw

    Votes: 23 6.7%
  • Total voters
    341
  • Poll closed .
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Moomin said:
How fat is his face?? How fat is his face who says " I don't believe that.........eh " while chewing on a pigs cock.

Heart attack waiting to happen that fat [Poor language removed] ( the one slap bang in the middle just below right of the score )

He is Yorkshire as well, i can lip read Yorkshire.

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Moomin said:
How fat is his face?? How fat is his face who says " I don't believe that.........eh " while chewing on a pigs cock.

Heart attack waiting to happen that fat [Poor language removed] ( the one slap bang in the middle just below right of the score )

He is Yorkshire as well, i can lip read Yorkshire.

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Don't take this the wrong way but I've never had a go at someone because of how they look. Don't care if he's a kopite. Don't care. I feel everyone deserves a level of respect, regardless of how they look, how they sound, etc....
 
As for the match. This won't be a repeat of last season's fiasco.

It'll be as if Palace got run over by a truck.

Everton 3-0 Palace.

Naismith, Lukaku, and Mirallas all on the score sheet.
 

I have posted that gif at least 4 times in our forum. It is an extraordinarily wonderful 4 second snapshot of RS delusional dream gone haywire. But I have grown uncomfortable at personal slight being cast on others physical misfortune...and I think we need to move on.
We're Everton....
 
Boss preview. I reckon we'll make 3 changes with Atsu, Gibson and Eto'o coming in for McGeady, Barry and Lukaku. Going for 4-0 Mirallas 1st goal.
 
chicoazul said:
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Again, rather annoyingly, there’s no real bad words to say about Palace as they’re sound. in their honour.
To commemorate a great day in the history of good prevailing over bellwipes you may notice that this preview is a limited cut out and keep edition of that very day. I hope you're feeling the love, Palace lurkers.



Warnock and a collective sigh was given by the Palace fans expecting the worst. At present they are sat winless on two points from four games. Before we feel too superior, they will be sat on the same points as us if they repeat their win at Goodison like last season. And what a good win it was, plenty of claps going off too as they deserved it.

Hardship and heartbreak does wonderful things to a football fan. It levels those with notions of superiority, makes you develop sincere empathy with others suffering poor fortune/crap teams and importantly makes any success all the better when it does occur as you've endured the hard stuff. I can’t be too woe is me as Everton haven’t been relegated since man thought the moon was made out of cheese and many of us have been lucky to witness all conquering Everton sides domestically and in Europe. Palace have suffered hardships and as a result have a grounded bunch of sound fans and I hold you in esteem .
Onto the team they’re likely to play then and it’s mighty nice to be able to rip information off their fan sites (compared to the Germans midweek) and present it to you as though I know my onions.
They’re likely to play 4-5-1 and flood their midfield with tough to surpass options and breakaway speed on the flanks. Up front world record holder of the most different styles in just one haircut - Chamakh - is struggling with a hamstring injury so is doubtful therefore it’s likely Gayle will start up front on his own, he'll work hard and run channels like a Marcus Bent tribute act. Compliment that too.

Midfield is where they do have variables so I’ll try an approximation. New signing James McArthur from Wigan, often confused with our very own James McCarthy when at Wigan because of the way wools pronounce McCarthy (try it and see), may start behind Gayle as the attacking hub of their midfield. Zaha and Puncheon are the lightening quick very offensive wide men where much of their threat will come from. They will look to take advantage of our fullbacks bombing on so our central midfielders covering will be as important as our central defenders in nullifying their threat on the break.
Deeper in the midfield we are likely to find the effect and under rated Jedinak and then either Joe Ledley or that Barry Bannan lad.
Defence should be Delaney and weasel faced kopite Scott Dann in the centre and a really useless collection of average full backs like an Everton side in the nineties means I have literally no idea who will start there, but I know that we should molest them at will. I also know that gayest Beadle bearded Speroni will play in goal.

Had to edit the klutz out of that lot.
So, chico mate, Highlighted print = to be honest mate you could have left it at that. Black print = Great stuff Blue print = Complete Gash Green Print = Oh my days!

12-1 Palace including a last minute penno by Speroni that he puts in with his beard.
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