Match Thread Everton v Leicester City - Preview, Match Report and MotM Poll

[miami]

What a strike! The noticeably unexcited commentary, ruining their pre-programmed narrative.

 

[PhilM]

If I came home to him slamming his schlong in my missus, I'd ask him what he wanted for tea before putting his slippers in front of the fire.

 

[Alan Whittle]

He’s not too bad him.

 

[TheBigIguana]

Gomes is still not at it lol

 

[Sassy Colombian]

Super James lol

 

[DanEFC92]

What a banger.

 

[Nyhus]

James is the best player I have ever seen play for us. He is a monster footballer.

 

[Death]

Omg show me the goal I'll be home soon guys

 

[Carloblues]

Just majestic, World class

 

[Ducans elbow]

Digne having a good game

 

[collymcd]

Hamez blammez

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Sex wee is dribbling down my leg

 

[USABlue]

JAMESSSS

 

[DanEFC92]

Sniff it Savage

 

[seer]

Ab so lute ly...

GLORIOUS!