Match Thread Everton v Liverpool, Preview, Match Report & MotM Poll

[deipnosophist]

Eating tofu gives men boobs because it's a girls food, like Kale and Quinoa.

Men eat meat and pies etc.

yes, that was the fundamental finding of my report

 

[d34noj]

yes, that was the fundamental finding of my report

Science mate.

 

[AdaBrummieblue]

Oh, sorry mate...I get a lot of messages so don't really look closely at questions asked. Mind you, I did recently compile a report on the effects of eating tofu and its impact on the male hormone system...it gives men man-boobs. There was a hell of a lot of interest in my findings and I replied to over 30 PMs requesting further info. I guess these days, men are much more sensitive about getting man-boobs

It's a good job I can skim read and also that we're not allowed to swear on here. S'all I gotta say! The finger I gave you is a gesture towards your last comment, not your work in general.

 

[deipnosophist]

Science mate.

My research also found that if men put a phospho-diesterase inhibitor* into their pie, they become much more capable of 'performing' for their woman.


*aka viagra

 

[deipnosophist]

It's a good job I can skim read and also that we're not allowed to swear on here. S'all I gotta say! The finger I gave you is a gesture towards your last comment, not your work in general.

No probs mate....and I'm sorry to hear about your man-boobs

 

[Acelisc008]

We have got to win sometime, what better time to do it. I’m torn on what team to pick. Jags a longside Zouma would probably organise our defence better. But we all know what will happen if Mané or Salah get one v one against Jags. In midfield Morgan seemed to suit our style better by allowing Coleman to get forward and not be exposed. Richarlison is badly out of form but he’s the type of player who could win us the game.

With all this in mind I’d go for:

Pickford
Digne
Zouma
Jags
Coleman
Gana
Morgan
Siggy
Richarlison
DCL
Walcott

I think that team would keep us in the game until we can bring on the likes of Gomes and Bernard/Lookman. I’d play Walcott simply because he tracks back and Coleman is gonna need the support.

 

[AdaBrummieblue]

No probs mate....and I'm sorry to hear about your man-boobs

I hope middle fingers don't give ya bad rep like, it was the only clear answer I had.

 

[deipnosophist]

I hope middle fingers don't give ya bad rep like, it was the only clear answer I had.

I don't take things personally mate...so no probs

 

[Frang]

Oh, sorry mate...I get a lot of messages so don't really look closely at questions asked. Mind you, I did recently compile a report on the effects of eating tofu and its impact on the male hormone system...it gives men man-boobs. There was a hell of a lot of interest in my findings and I replied to over 30 PMs requesting further info. I guess these days, men are much more sensitive about getting man-boobs...

...unless they're a Geordie

Well swerved

 

[Billysgingham.]

I don't take things personally mate...so no probs

You gutted aren't you.

 

[deipnosophist]

You gutted aren't you.

devastated Billy...devastated

 

[Billysgingham.]

devastated Billy...devastated

I knew it.

 

[This is my name]

Whys everyone slagging tofu? What’s going on?

 

[IV(AC)]

Just please turn up, like you did against Man City and in patches at Cardiff.. stand toe-to-toe and don’t give any quarter to the RS.. that’s all I ask... 100% effort...a bit of pride

if we get anything, bonus..

Come on Everton, get into these no marks

 

[dannyboy]

Just please turn up, like you did against Man City and in patches at Cardiff.. stand toe-to-toe and don’t give any quarter to the RS.. that’s all I ask... 100% effort...a bit of pride

if we get anything, bonus..

Come on Everton, get into these no marks

For me, we HAVE to get something. Giving them a game like we did in December won't suffice.