Match Thread Everton v Man.United Carabao Cup - Preview, Match Report & MotM Poll

[Everton1654]

Just win Everton

 

[Seathestars]

Just need big Doucs to put 1 on him early doors.

The rat will go looking for cheese after that.

Exactly what I thought when I saw the teams, someone put him in the top balcony in the first minute, you won’t see him again, him and Pogba

 

[Shibbywiggles]

...a solution to erectile disfunction back in the 70s (ie well prior to blue pills), was a bendy silicone rod implanted into the penis. This had the effect of giving a bloke a permanent semi.

Good lord I did not need to think about that

 

[ProZ]

Darrent Bent and Leon Osman

Covid hitting skys budget for six

As appose to Sourness and Redknapp? I for one am happy after watching Sourness demean us though our post match last week.

EDIT: Sourness was an auto correct but its fitting so i've left it.

 

[wm02]

Tim Howard is a much better ambassador for the club

Has been really good on NBC

 

[Bluebirdie]

Shut down fernandes and we stand a decent chance.

And don't allow him free headers, despite his size..

 

[UptheTofees]

What channel is this in the u.s

 

[kenada_blue]

Ridiculously attacking line up from United.

 

[KaiserEFC]

I’d genuinely have the spawn child of Carragher, Gerrard, macmanamanmanamanamaaammam and Bill friggin Shankly on punditry over Leon Osman.

 

[Devanski]

It’s gonna be a rollercoaster..

sheeting myself here...

And breathe ...COYB

 

[navidson]

No jimmy Saville?

Ffs the snake.

They operate a strict 'No Pedophile' rule at Sky these days*

*Soccer Saturday excluded

 

[Seathestars]

Carlo looks cold there getting interviewed on Sky.

 

[Toffeelover]

They're doing that weird Pogba on the left thing aren't they?

Against Coleman?

 

[Darrenc34]

Going for a 2-1 win. It’s going to be a hard game but we will pull through and hopefully get Brentford in the SF!

 

[Tubey]

Genuinely think that changed United side is better than the one that played Leeds.

Big ask to beat these tonight.