Match Thread Everton v Man.United Carabao Cup - Preview, Match Report & MotM Poll

[carolinablue232]

Was there a team holiday party last night no one knows about? Everyone still drunk?

 

[Blue_in_london]

Honestly, someone has put a spell on that ball !

 

[deipnosophist]

Good lord I did not need to think about that

No, neither did I. But I had no trouble with ‘performance’ so never needed to contemplate that ‘fix’. It sounds as though you also ‘serviced’ your women very satisfactorily. But some blokes struggled in that department...

 

[irishtony1878]

We are playing like it's the start of the 2nd half here.
We have been terrible in a few games straight after the break.
Just need to settle down and play their way into the game.
Midfield is a bit lightweight for me.

 

[sdk]

We'll nae win this cup as long as I've got a hole in my ass

Best fill it then.

 

[GrandOldTeam]

I started drinking early.

This is giving me an early hangover.

 

[II McColl II]

these lot been drinking all day, what is happening right now

 

[tsubaki]

weak from Godfrey then but he was shoved in the back

 

[JMT]

Wake up ffs!!!

 

[TheNinja]

This is horrendous

 

[Thomasc]

Absolutely pathetic so far, really really pathetic

 

[Tony1985]

Getting over run here.

 

[luuk_deventer]

Godfrey, so sloppy

 

[BigBlueConk]

good grief

 

[billybeeru]

JFC we look awful