Match Thread Everton v Manchester City 31st March KO 17:30

[maccavennie]

Logs in.. logs back out. Back to fixing her washing machine..

Keep us posted mate, sounds like more fun than watching this

 

[Sona]

The definition of letting the opposition win. No team is that good.

It has been utterly pathetic so far.

 

[LocalNative]

Possession

Everton - 17% / 83% - Man City

Passes

Everton 85 / 417 Man City

The Count proving yet again he has no place in the modern game. Shocking tactics/formation/team selection today. Players have been awful, but it's the manager who's picking them.

 

[BernieH]

59 passes to 388 haha and only 69% of those accurate compared to cities 93% wow, just wow.

 

[blueconverse]

At least it was a late kick off so we had most of saturday. Any other positives lads?

 

[Zezti]

Man City 82% possession.

13 shots at goal.

7 corners to 0.

Everton 0 shots on target.

Would of had 1 if Bolasie wasn't such a clown.

 

[Eggs]

3 players with good engines just sitting on the bench eggs whilst these pass through us like a curry passes through me

..absolutely, the changes are obvious.

 

[chrissyjack]

We need cushions in the Top Balcony, again

 

[hktoffee]

Pickford

Keane Jagielka Funes Mori

Coleman Davies Baningime Baines

Rooney

Walcott Tosun

Just keep the score down ffs. And sack fat sam immediately.

Schneiderlin, Bolasie and DCL off.

 

[Alan Whittle]

Absolutely amazing and a scathing indictment upon the standard of Premier League teams outside of the top 6. Seeing the likes of Brighton, Palace etc roll over at Goodison has saved us.

My days been bad enough without being bracketed with the vermin. They rolled over, we,..err.... slipped up.

 

[Tigger]

We play in a different league to the top 6 now, can't even give any of them a game anymore. Pathetic how we roll over every time.

 

[Ring master]

If Jesus get hattrick,he will be walking on water lol -to many punts for this easter weekend to make,better doing them than watching everton

 

[Sharpattack]

That's incredibly offensive to Championship players mate.

You're right. I apologise

 

[Zatara]

Can expect to lose...but theres been 2 weeks to plan this and the best he can do is Bolasie + Schneiderlin and these 'tactics'?

 

[Big Fat Sam]

The life and soul has well and truly been sucked out of our club.