Bluebirdie
Player Valuation: £2.5m
Insert big Sam before / after bleach?just gotta make sure these shouts don’t get progressively worse.
‘k well things aren’t too bad we are still in top six and a quarter final’
‘alright well we are just a few pints off Europe and we have a quarter final coming up’
‘alright we are out of the league cup but at least we are not going to be relegated’
‘ pint of bleach please’