We played them off the Park last game.
We will destroy them.
We will destroy them.
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Ben Arfa is in the squad, but Krul is injured. THats good cos he is one of the best in the league and Harper is pretty gash
Hibbosculturedrightboot
Player Valuation: £15m
top quality work there chico. Especially loved the pardew rant, sly digs at being Scottish and the weird attire of the average geordie male. That picture of gazza topped it off.
Preview's up very early again. Fess up lad, you've written the main chunk of them over the summer and just update them with recent happenings and player info nearer the game, right?
Preview's up very early again. Fess up lad, you've written the main chunk of them over the summer and just update them with recent happenings and player info nearer the game, right?
electricblue
Player Valuation: £35m
"the good men of Newcastle are basically a walking parody of Top Man Autumn Catalogue 2008, the gay dressing cockstashes. You can smell them before you see them, just set your sense of smell to the Lynx Africa channel and listen for the weird up and down noises of their accent. Ever had Guinea Pigs? Listen to them closely and hold that sound. Then go into a pub in the Bigg Market and ignore the words, just listen to the sounds. It’s f*cking terrifying."
Haha, absolutely priceless Chico, fantastic read as usual.
Us to win this by the odd goal I fancy.
Haha, absolutely priceless Chico, fantastic read as usual.
Us to win this by the odd goal I fancy.
i'm a bit nervous about this. We were pretty crap at WBA even though Felli could've won it for us, but we could still have gone into the Newcastle match with a bit of momentum if it hadn't been for the International break.
Ba, Cisse and Ben Arfa are capable of anything and can bob up and hurt you even if they've been quiet. We need to score first
and early.
Ba, Cisse and Ben Arfa are capable of anything and can bob up and hurt you even if they've been quiet. We need to score first
and early.
toffeejack
Player Valuation: £100m
not too hard to ask for 3 points here if we're honest. we could have beaten villa 5 or 6 away from home and newcastle struggled to a home draw the very next week. football is different every game of course but there's not too much to worry about looking at that squad. let's hope we have a similar performance and result to the last monday night game under those sexy goodison lights.
*in case the jinx fairies are reading this, yes i know this could be seen as a perfect situation to perform your jinx magic, but i know what you're up to, so just don't yeah*
*in case the jinx fairies are reading this, yes i know this could be seen as a perfect situation to perform your jinx magic, but i know what you're up to, so just don't yeah*
tim cahill
Player Valuation: £50m
They have 5 of their first choice defensive players missing. I'll be gutted if we don't win this one.
Jelavic hat-trick could be on the cards!
Jelavic hat-trick could be on the cards!
Woolly Blue
Player Valuation: £80m
Liked the preview and I've bookmarked it so I can quote it when Pardew replaces Moyes in 2014.
My favorite thing to read every week. Viva Azul.
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