Match Thread Everton V Newcastle - Saturday 5th October - 17:30

[matty1878]

Injured

we
keep getting injury’s i swear
everything is dyche

 

[linderoth]

Jags is in the Sky studio. Someone throw him.a pair of boots and get him on instead of Keane

I'd throw him some wipes first so that he could wipe that fake tan off his mush

 

[Nymzee]

I'm cat sitting in North Devon and they got SKY so can watch the match with you all,

You'll be asking the cats to claw your eyes out by half time.

 

[heatmeiser]

The way that selection is laid out gives me covid.. don't do it by numbers you half wits put the GK in then defenders together, midfield together and the forwards together.. the technology to do that is avaliable it's really not hard.

Haha yeah.

They've obviously got no clue of who's playing where so just banged it out in numerical order. Comical.

 

[JohnRoss23]

What’s Dyche’s excuse after today?

 

[Drico]

Keane, Young AND Doucoure?

Refuses to learn.

See you next week, Lads, when Matty will say: "Do you think we can get out of the bottom three today?"

 

[matty1878]

I'm cat sitting in North Devon and they got SKY so can watch the match with you all,

with all? i’m not sue i’m just abusing the dyche thread

 

[Melchizedek]

Just watching goal zone on peacock before the match, and they did a little 10 minute explained about xg and how it's calculated.
You'll all be happy to know that they devoted about 2 mins of that to explain Everton being the worst underperforming team last season. Complete with pics of DCL missing 1v1s and him looking sullen in the rain.

Love being a fan of this club. Constantly finding new ways to embarrass.

 

[matty1878]

Keane, Young AND Doucoure?

Refuses to learn.

See you next week, Lads, when Matty will say: "Do you think we can get out of the bottom three today?"

two weeks time mate its
international break

 

[Mase]

Come on bluuueee booooysss!

 

[aglee]

Does he have many options?

O Brien maybe but he hasn't exactly set the world alight in his few cameos.

Obviously not standing to Keane's defence but it's not like O Brien is obvious.

5 across the back maybe and accommodate them all?

Iroegbunam and O’Brien. Possibly Dixon

 

[daza_1973]

What’s Dyche’s excuse after today?

He's run out of hard yards

 

[Drico]

two weeks time mate its
international break

But it's you, Matty: the eternal optimist.

 

[Clarky cat]

One good thing at least with Young at LB they haven't played Almiron.

Jacob Murphy is a solid player but dosen't have huge pace so hopefully Young can use his experience there.

Jacob Murphy is far superior to Almiron, he’s also not slow.

 

[lungo]

Just watching goal zone on peacock before the match, and they did a little 10 minute explained about xg and how it's calculated.
You'll all be happy to know that they devoted about 2 mins of that to explain Everton being the worst underperforming team last season. Complete with pics of DCL missing 1v1s and him looking sullen in the rain.

Love being a fan of this club. Constantly finding new ways to embarrass.

Bambi being pants is new to you?