Match Thread Everton v Newcastle United, KO 20:00 Mon 23rd April

[Neiler]

Rooney is on 150k a week, let that just settle in.

 

[Professor Toffee]

Under 8s level

 

[Shibbywiggles]

A bellend.

Well the thread’s peaked there tbh

 

[toffeejack]

Everything Michael keane does is with a bag of nerves

 

[Wat Tyler]

Keane turns like a forklift truck.

 

[Tin-Tin]

What does Rooney do apart from turn around and attempt hollwood passes

 

[Big Fat Sam]

we.are.absolutely.kin.abysmal

 

[Prevenger17]

I hope a truck runs over this game

 

[gonetomorrow]

Gueye continues in Swansea form.

 

[OnlyBlueWillDo]

Bolasie....£27m. Wow

 

[mawders]

Abysmal

 

[Jreverton1]

What's the point of playing Yannick on the left? He's right-footed is he not?

I don't think he's either

 

[matty1878]

Good game, this.

Looking forward to seeing what Sam can do with a rebuilt squad and a proper pre-season.

Get a grip you fool.

 

[davek]

Too many aimless long balls and no one willing to carry the ball from midfield.

 

[Wat Tyler]

Honestly, Besic would be a better option than Schneiderlin and Rooney centre mid.