Match Thread Everton v Newcastle United, KO 20:00 Mon 23rd April

[Big Fat Sam]

Massive standing ovation for our hero Bolasie.

 

[ADT]

Glad we can replace bolasie with such a good winger

 

[Toffee in Jandals]

Typical Bolasie performance. Crap 95% of the time, yet still somehow played a part in our goal

 

[Soap]

So, boo everyone?

He’s come in and stabilised us financially and there’s been a load spent on players.

No, I’m agreeing with you. Our fans need to have lower expectations.

9th is par for Everton. We’re not going to challenge for CL football anytime soon.

 

[ProZ]

“The Everton fans love him” lol

 

[Aqui1a]

Why does our stadium announcer sound like Joe Pasquale?

 

[gonetomorrow]

That seems a mad substitution. Bolasie has just provided the cross for the goal and is, for once, playing in his right position.

 

[Kal El]

DCL

 

[Big Fat Sam]

“The Everton fans love him” lol

My jaw hit the floor when he said that.

 

[Osamabindiesel]

If Burnley hadn’t outperformed themselves this season, we’d be in our spiritual home of 7th place.

Shows how bad the Prem is outside the top teams.

That is the way all of the top are leagues tbf.

 

[Tin-Tin]

Keane looks excellent

 

[ToffeeDevil]

We always lose the head when we score.

keep it PG here

 

[Kev The Rat]

The performance has been far from agricultural/anti football - insert whatever anti - Sam slur you want.

 

[ilikecheese]

Great cover by Baines.

 

[billyblue80]

Two bang average teams and if we win Fat head will be hailing a massive three points