Match Thread Everton v Newcastle United, KO 20:00 Mon 23rd April

[Death]

The performance has been far from agricultural/anti football - insert whatever anti - Sam slur you want.

My anti's name is Sam

 

[Brisan123]

Just to remind you that lads on here wanted us to sign Slimani last summer

 

[Efcjake]

No, I’m agreeing with you. Our fans need to have lower expectations.

9th is par for Everton. We’re not going to challenge for CL football anytime soon.

Stop pretending

 

[irishtony1878]

Newcastle are on a good run and supposed to be turning over teams left, right and centre.
Think that tells you everything about our current premier league.
They are worse than us (snigger) and I really don't care if they wake up and score 5 in the last 20 minutes, they are still the barcodes (shyte)

 

[Bungle]

Let's just use the thread to explain what Dwight looks like for 25 minutes, far more entertaining than the game

 

[Wayno]

Dwight Gayle is always welcome at Everton after Crystanbul.

 

[billyblue80]

Has drawn written all over it this

 

[ADT]

I am bored of Jagielka's useless punts up the pitch

 

[PeregrineT]

This is quite possibly the most ive seen Everton players fight for a game in a while.

 

[mmmmsnouts]

In a season of disappointments, my biggest one is that Newcastle have stayed up.

 

[ProZ]

Looks like someone has lobbed a match on his hair

 

[Efcjake]

Said no football fan ever.

Did you go the Swansea match mate?

 

[Death]

Coleman throwing the leg out after that horrendous injury. I think the same excuse for yannick is starting to run its course for me.

 

[Tin-Tin]

I am bored of Jagielka's useless punts up the pitch

He's a CB, whats Rooneys excuse?

 

[ADT]

In a season of disappointments, my biggest one is that Newcastle have stayed up.

Newcastle staying up is not worse than being managed by big fat Sam