Match Thread Everton v Newcastle United - Preview, Match Report and MotM Poll.

[witchdoc187]

So Moshiri's legacy won't be Bramley-Moore Dock afterall

It'll be getting Everton relegated from the Premier League and the first relegation since 1951 - 1955

Heartbreaking that our last season looks like it'll be in the championship. Though maybe if we were to go back up it would be fitting. I dunno. Sad times

 

[magicjuan]

Love to see Michael Owen take a greasy sausage roll to the face while he’s talking here

A frozen one. In a box. With 35 other frozen sausage rolls.

 

[Curtis]

Is this the last game of the season? And no one told me

 

[Toffeepot]

Jesus the doom mongers are just whizzing away into their tightie whiteys , our attack has been flawed but we dominated that half they just were clinical and we are error prone . Games not over and if we lose they are third in the league along with the fact they just roasted Tottenham. Still time to avert relegation

That's the point
Clinical beats dominate every day of the week
Our lads either shoot from 40yards or Cross about 5 yards away from Doms head
Need to do better, nothing wrong with saying that

 

[TheBigIguana]

A team with Iwobi can only go down. He really is a nothing footballer. Cant score cant pass cant sprint...

He can pass. He can't cross. We're asking him to cross a lot. How's it going?

 

[TGW89]

Be lucky to get play offs.....

Be lucky to win the toss

 

[lesbattersby]

Absolutely diabolical up front, Newcastle haven't been any good either.

 

[witchdoc187]

Honestly what gives me hope more than anything else is Dom was able to actually finish that, offside or not.

Might build confidence

*grasps at straws

Good finish tbf. If pointlesa

 

[Saint Domingo]

bad parry bad defending by Godfrey and that is why we're down 0-1.

that aside I don't think they've been effective against us, and they've been time wasting since second 1.

That said though the parry did deflect off Keane’s leg right to the one Newcastle player in the box just ahead of Mykolenko.

We’ve been poor but Christ we’ve had zero luck recently.

 

[sdk]

Is this the last game of the season? And no one told me

It's been the last game of the season for weeks now.

 

[Joey66]

Just never look like scoring.

We did - VAR did us like a kipper...

 

[witchdoc187]

Absolutely diabolical up front, Newcastle haven't been any good either.

1 chance 1 goal is the difference

 

[kenada_blue]

Why do they look at such a weird angle instead of across the line? Can't understand it

Cos they use the broadcast camera which are positioned there for every stadium.

The new offside semi assistant thing they're bringing will have 12 cameras under the stadium roofs so you'll get a straight line.

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

Howes boosted their fitness and let Almiron roam more.

If you think the Fatty buying Longstaff and him performing to the levels Howe has him at...you're insane.

So almiron also a dud ?
The point being we moan about signing players who often turn out well for others

 

[lungo]

Jesus the doom mongers are just whizzing away into their tightie whiteys , our attack has been flawed but we dominated that half they just were clinical and we are error prone . Games not over and if we lose they are third in the league along with the fact they just roasted Tottenham. Still time to avert relegation

Still time? The time is running out my friend. Next game at home...City. One win away all season. I think you should familiarize with the championship teams.