Match Thread Everton v Nottingham Forest : 3pm KO : Saturday 20th August 2022

[Nyhus]

Injured before the game even starts. Great. Amazing.

 

[Mark Bisson]

I'll judge the club on Gordon when the window "slams shut". If their brinkmanship has earned extra millions, kudos. If we still have Gordon having rejected bids in excess of 40m, well, we can dispense with any notions that Kevin Thelwell is any sort of upgrade on Marcel Brands. And that bar is set rock bottom.

Mohammed?

 

[bullybeef]

Jesus wept.

Sack our strength and conditioning team.
They are useless.

 

[TheBigIguana]

Guys watch a press conference for once in your life please. Onana was never starting.

Doesn't mean it is good or right

 

[Frenk]

Oh its Onana for sure. We're all looking forward to see him play, yet we're also cursed with some sort of black magic. Hes going off with a snapped ancle, Im guessing at 76minutes.

Nah he will get injured sitting on the bench.

 

[Thomasc]

Injured before the game even starts. Great. Amazing.

4 times this happened last season to different players.

That’s not coincidence.

 

[TheBigIguana]

A clean sheet and a narrow win.

This is the strategy every week tbf

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

Cringe.

I’d love to know what you wear , same as all your mates I’d guess (cringe)

 

[lieneverton]

Start slow, hand the opposition the initiative as we always do, inevitably concede, bring Onana on, equalise and then miss a golden chance to win it. "If only we'd started better".

 

[HalfTimeSayers]

Embarrassingly would take 0-0. Couple more in and Onana fitter before the next match.

Might just go and just sit on a pee drenched bog for the first half and judge how it’s going via the level of groans vibrating through the loo seat. Bit worried.

COYB

 

[Sadken]

I’d love to know what you wear , same as all your mates I’d guess (cringe)

Haven't got any mates

 

[Death]

If we only lose one player in the warm up that's ok. Its par. Just not another. If we lose a player in the game that'll be good two. Just keep it at one. Can deal with losing 2 to injury today. Anymore and standards are slipping.

 

[The Nature Boy]

COYB

Wooooooo!

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

Haven't got any mates

?

 

[vintage-toffees]

Rushed home from work to get to the game only to find out tom fn Davies is starting

Should have took the overtime in work