Bluebonic
Player Valuation: £35m
Exactly this, just because your bird has started getting saggy front and rear, you can stop caring. You have to turn up with some tickets to a show, a booking at a nice restaurant, and mr Bumble standing to attention to let her see that you still care. And hope, against all the ofda, that the flabby old boot sorts herself out and goes back to the Pilates classes.We have to all find it in ourselves to get to the ground, March, sing, bring flares, sing some more, we just have to.
I know we are all sick of it, but we have shown it works. We need it again now more than ever. Baring the derby we need everyone turning up to the other winnable games and getting behind the team. It’s as simple as that.
So, suck your bellies in, comb your hair over the bald patch, put on your Tanga briefs and squeeze back into those strides that haven't fitted you for seven years, we’re off on the lash with a promise at the end of it