Match Thread Everton v Sheffield Utd - Chat, Match Report & MotM Poll

[Bohemian Toffee]

This is what end of season games with relegated teams are supposed to be, open, personal levels of snide and a ref off his tits on cough medicine and protein shakes.

 

[PeregrineT]

Ashley Young with a great front row seat to just watch him run around.

Shame he forgot hes not just a spectator.

 

[DualityNSNO]

Coleman & Doucoure are dreadful

You're not allowed to say that about either, sorry to say mate

 

[brownmola]

Love Coleman but his lofted crosses into the box that sail over everyone’s head…

 

[ToffeeScot]

Coleman & Doucoure are dreadful

Neither should be starters now. Squad players and back up is fine but they're not good enough anymore on the ball to be playing.

 

[TheBigIguana]

This is what end of season games with relegated teams are supposed to be, open, personal levels of snide and a ref off his tits on cough medicine and protein shakes.

Would prefer we looked clearly better than them but otherwise it’s great

 

[Frenk]

I like the look of Andre Brooks

 

[DualityNSNO]

Neither should be starters now. Squad players and back up is fine but they're not good enough anymore on the ball to be playing.

Doucoure is likely our highest paid footballer, and he's not a footballer.

 

[witchdoc187]

The Chelsea perfect hat trick

That was the night I impregnated my ex wife. Can't work out what I think of it all

 

[PeregrineT]

Would prefer we looked clearly better than them but otherwise it’s great

I mean, we do, Doucoure did hit an easy one right at the keeper...

 

[DualityNSNO]

That was the night I impregnated my ex wife. Can't work out what I think of it all

Sorry to hear that mate, congratulations?

 

[carolinablue232]

Doucoure might score the odd goal but he is an awful awful footballer

100% decent strikes from time to time but on the ball he’s atrocious

 

[Bwana]

Doucoure's doing the Phil Neville job of killing every attack. Just stick him up front at this point so he doesn't actively hurt build up play, seeing as we're looking for him to score tap ins.

We want the step over!

 

[Neiler]

Just not a very technically good footballer. Great engine. Always be grateful to him though. Modern day Gareth Farrelly

Yeah we know his limits mate,

7 for the season, nothing to be sniffed at given we scored 39.

 

[witchdoc187]

Sorry to hear that mate, congratulations?

I love my son. But my decision making was a little off that night