Match Thread Everton v Southampton, 16th April 2016 KO 15:00

[COYBL25]

On a serious note i`ve given my semi ticket to a mate of mine.
I just can`t bring myself to go as i think it would be hypocritical of me to go to Wembley when i`ve jibbed the match this season.

I'm sure he will appreciate it mate, just make sure he takes a banner as a condition of getting the ticket !

 

[silent bob]

I'm sure he will appreciate it mate, just make sure he takes a banner as a condition of getting the ticket !

I wanted him to take one that said "Cheese on Toast" but he just looked confused.
Mind you he`s from Bradford so it wasn`t too far removed from normal.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Serious advise to Martinez that! No jokey pal

You would think Martinez has to start him sometime, I reckon we'll see him coming on 85 mins though tomorrow, even if Kone starts, and has a stinker.

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

He's a crap little kopite grass. Him attempting to play football offends my eyes.

It is an affront to humanity. Watching him 'play' (Stop laughing) is like watching a child with pertussis, struggling to catch their breath

Watching him 'run' is on a par with watching cctv of an old woman being violently mugged for 10p by some filthy scagrat.

Watching him attempt a tackle is like looking into your pet's eyes when the vet inserts the needle full of barbiturates

Watching him....(That's enough, Ed.)

Anyway 1-1 tomorrow. More ennui, more torpor

 

[SerenityNigh]

This is the start of what could be the worst week in football ever.

Saints - Makes or breaks my work week next week
Liverpool - Obviously going to get utterly done
Semi Final - Well...

So i'm trying to be positive for at least today!

Ijjy, you're in for a great next 9 days

 

[SerenityNigh]

Ijjy, you're in for a great terrible next 9 days

Sorry, fixed that

 

[Milk]

"at least two " U 21s to be on the bench tomorrow:

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/spor...-everton-youngsters-contention-squad-11193894

Interesting to see the name of Tom Davies mentioned as he is supposed to be the next Barkley in the offing.

(BTW, Sharpies shirt looks to be XXXXL these days ......... or is it just the camera angle )

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Wow, its my sons birthday tomorrow, if it wasnt I would prolly swerve going, really cba.

My lad's is actually on Tuesday but we're going camping next weekend so the barbecue's early.

Hope the blue bastids give him (and you, well, and all of us) a good day.

 

[tsubaki]

I woke up today to find myself one day closer to death and that we are rumoured to be in for Carrick.

 

[zandvoort blue]

we're at our lowest point in years, so it has to be a 3-0 to us
COYB

 

[zandvoort blue]

I've tried that with 8-0 Everton since I joined this forum in 2009 mate.

I gave up all hope with the '3-1 Mirallas hat trick' line
So watch it probably happen now

 

[streeky]

...imagine what's it's like for us who live in the city after last night!!

Flags out everywhere in liverpool's new heartland deepest surrey.

 

[JAYTALITY]

I'm actually up for this, in the words on Marven Gaye 'lets get it oooon'

 

[COYBL25]

I wanted him to take one that said "Cheese on Toast" but he just looked confused.
Mind you he`s from Bradford so it wasn`t too far removed from normal.

Steady on @Yorkie is a Bradford lad !

 

[COYBL25]

I woke up today to find myself one day closer to death and that we are rumoured to be in for Carrick.

That's the spirit mate, I like it !