Match Thread Everton v Southampton, 16th April 2016 KO 15:00

[tim cahill]

This is awful. We're actually getting worse.

 

[quasi modo]

It's like a training session, attack v defence, they attack we shakily defend and then give them the ball back to try again.

 

[TGW89]

If martinez isn't sacked tonight then the board doesn't give a sh!t. We are utterly appalling under this fraud.

it will take a stinging defeat for any chance of that happening. Get Joe in before the derby like in 1994.

I suggested Royle in March last year and got laughed at.

Anybody want to fvckin laugh at me now?

 

[Rook]

That counter from Mori...

...We break with such pace and intent!

RUN FUNES RUN

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Is our performance as bad as it sounds ?

All Southampton since the start of the second half mate.

 

[tim cahill]

Hold on lads at the moment we are in with our hands on the 11th place trophy.

11th? Keep dreaming!

 

[blue to the bone]

Besic and del have shown why they don't start regularly

 

[bunky]

This is dire. It's like Everton vs Everton and Southampton.

Time to clean house. Sack Bobby, get rid of all the dead wood, sell Rom and Stones, burn the club to the ground and start again cos this is fckd.

 

[Billefc]

Get Dunc on. Pretty sure he could still knock it down for runners.

We have runners??????

 

[tommye]

Kone Jesus Christ

All I'm thinking is Niasse must be f'in woeful if that useless shitehawk is the preference


13.5 million quid we'll be lucky to get half of back in 12 mths or so....

 

[dublinbluenose]

luckily Southampton seem to be on their jolly holidays as well or this could be ugly

 

[DRM]

Lazy Lukaku. hasn't touched a ball yet!

 

[Jamiednm]

The way our players jog forward to join in our scintillating attacks is a sight to behold.

 

[quasi modo]

Easy for forster, 1st on target 62 mins in.

 

[TGW89]

This is dire. It's like Everton vs Everton and Southampton.

Time to clean house. Sack Bobby, get rid of all the dead wood, sell Rom and Stones, burn the club to the ground and start again cos this is fckd.

Perfect plan. Except for the "start again" bit.