Match Thread Everton V Southampton 3pm Monday 2nd January

[blue to the bone]

Need to just get lucky with a scruffy goal here.

 

[BigBlueConk]

At least we have a squad where we can swap one average player with another

 

[BigDunc'sFod]

Valencia to save the day lads

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

This is utterly tedious to watch, we've created zilch.

 

[Blue Cheese]

So we can't lay it into his feet, and we can't lump it up to him

So what can we do?

I don't know, play to his strengths maybe, revolutionary idea I know.

 

[deipnosophist]

The local team I support in NZ (Wellington Phoenix) would give Everton a good run for their money.

 

[RFUS]

Better.

 

[Tin-Tin]

Unlucky enner

 

[Saint Domingo]

Great pass by Davies, amazing what a bit of creativity can do.

 

[Wat Tyler]

No idea why mirallas ran to the far post there

 

[Tubey]

This game should be a golden opportunity for Valencia. Again, just a situation where even the tiniest bit of movement, no matter how average, will look good.

 

[navidson]

Apparently play with 10 men every game until he decides to score.

Is the correct answer

Getting a bit boring now isn't it? Especially when he doesn't score

 

[DanB90]

It's like we're trying our hardest not to score.

 

[Rook]

just tuned in. I saw a cross in the box. So I assume we are utterly dominating this lot.

 

[longers]

anyone hear that belter in the crowd telling barkley he's [Poor language removed] ? sounded like a lovely bloke...