Match Thread Everton v Southampton Sunday 27th Nov KO 16:30

[everton2004]

Ron gargling with wasps there?

 

[PhilM]

I think we've eventually found Gana's Achilles heel: he couldn't hit a barn door with a bloody banjo.

 

[Ballyfermot]

What is Ross Barkley?

The next Rooney lad.

 

[Blue Cheese]

FFS Gana

 

[bilyaletdinov_]

Tragic performance thus far, Deulofeu on for Barkley and Funes on for Jagielka

 

[carolinablue232]

We've actually missed 3 sitters, despite playing terribly.

Clearly lulling them and our manager to sleep.

 

[RomanReigns]

Gueye scoring touchdowns for fun

 

[dholliday]

oh ffs...why can't our players shoot?

 

[Tin-Tin]

In no way is this good enough.

You wouldnt mind if we were putting up a fight and were just unlucky but we are so uninterested its worrying. We blamed that on Martinez but watching telhe team now its obviously the players.

 

[Ring master]

Even more strange, not one shot on target?

seen somewere earlier today saying we had 12 shots on target think it was in last 4 away games,and 8 were v Burnley

 

[Bob Latchford]

Shooting and heading on goal woeful.
Square slow passes.
This is painful lads!

 

[captainvindaloo]

Gana needs shot practice... "Its that thing with the nets draped over it!"

 

[mkrudden]

If we repent, Martinez would return.

 

[carolinablue232]

FFS Gana

He's having a competition with himself to see what row he can hit. I think he's winning.

 

[Tubey]

Bolasie has turned up in the last few minutes.

Shame he didn't for the previous 42.