Match Thread Everton v Southampton - Tuesday 17th September - 19:45

[OlDirtyBluenose]

No. They're not. We have a bald, ginger handbrake, that is always on.

True, they are playing much better football than us though

No. They're not. We have a bald, ginger handbrake, that is always on.

I agree so will rephrase, they play far better football than we do

 

[Eggs]

Everything is coming down Dixon's side...

…loads of space behind Charlie Taylor in the 1st half too, but we’ve failed to exploit it (yet).

 

[matty1878]

www.dychepleasegomyeyeshurt.com

 

[Strumpet]

Can't believe I'm gonna say this but Harrison needs to come on

 

[Dixieslaces]

Are you supposed to hate the team you support ?

Bit like a marriage really!

 

[bluestevon]

Can't understand why Napoli didn't fancy that Lindstrom.

I much rather the midfielders we had e who never get behind the defence mate, that Lindstrom like Gordon before him nsh not what we need.

 

[jazzy]

Hate to say this but I can see why Dixon doesn't get a game in the PL.

So rash defensively

 

[wellillwill]

Think the issue is that they just need to work harder

Is there anything to be said for having another Gaffers day?

 

[YoboCopter]

Bit like a marriage really!

Everton cant give me a bj though

 

[LocalNative]

Harrison and Young coming on.

Here comes the cavalry…

 

[ValBlue]

We’re all collectively waiting for the inevitable

 

[GambianToffee]

I hate Dwight McNeill’s pointless ‘talking the grass off his studs’ routine he does on every set piece. For some reason it makes me more angry than a whole season of Dyche ball. Everton has ruined my rational mind.

How do you feel about Dyche rubbing snot round his face In every presser, mate?

 

[eurosrees]

Well Brererton-Diaz is clearly going to score isn’t he.

Also, the Young Beacon has been lit.

 

[Jamiednm]

I set up a market stall selling cheese and crackers on Goodison Road during the first half. I had loads of punters who couldn’t be arsed watching the game.

I’m nicely tucked up back at home now with a tidy profit under my belt.

 

[Ivo]

Missed all of first half as was at lad’s footy training, just tuned in and saw we had 22% possession first half.

I don’t care how well we may or may not have played or how many shots we had from the possession, at home against Saints, that is an absolutely shocking stat and pretty much a sackable offence in itself.

They made ten changes for the game too. Shocking.