Match Thread Everton v Southampton - Tuesday 17th September - 19:45

[eurosrees]

I’ve never cared less about anything tbh.

 

[aglee]

Possession at face value is a really redundant stat.

93.6% of all statistics are just made up

 

[Lob]

Stop scratching your nose baldy.

 

[Vintage]

Ndiaye and Keane to score from the spot. 4-2 to Southampton

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

What is the game plan, Dyche!

Pull snot from your nose and rub it on your head...

 

[kenada_blue]

Cup game. Dixon and Jesper looked good (IMO). Had the better chances. Should've won in 90.

On to the weekend.

 

[Number_25]

Please don't let Lindstrøm take one

I feel bad for questioning why he wasn't in the team.

 

[Daytripper]

Alright, who is this year’s Onana?

That’s the spirit

 

[Street end man]

At least Southampton have a clear playing identity and the players know what they should be doing.

Our lot haven't got a clue .

Top coaching Dyche

Some slick play by them mate.

 

[windymiller]

Wonder what Dyche can smell

His own snot, I'd bet.

 

[Toffe3m4n]

Ndiaye, Dixon & the centre halves probably the brightest of a bad bunch there really.

 

[12ubb3rduck3y]

Alright, who is this year’s Onana?

please be young

 

[YoboCopter]

I’ve never cared less about anything tbh.

Same i literally couldnt care less

 

[Frenk]

Wonder what Dyche can smell

Poo

 

[overkill]

Why the hell is the keeper hoofing it when we have midgets up front!? Play out from defence you morons

Think it's because Southampton were pressing us & we couldn't deal with it because not enough players are comfortable on the ball