Match Thread Everton v Southampton - Tuesday 17th September - 19:45

[goldfinchmule]

That could be our last ever cup tie at Goodison..jusus christ.

 

[diggerdestroyer]

Same i literally couldnt care less

If it helped our Premiership survival in any way by going out I'm for it.

 

[overkill]

We’ve won about 3 penalty shootouts in my lifetime so this isn’t a bold prediction.

Haven't we lost a penalty shootout to Southampton recently as well

Sure I remember think Walcott missed a pen

 

[trueblue84]

Poo

Dyche looks like the kind of fella who wouldn't wash his hands after his finger went throught the toilet paper while wiping.

 

[Bilbo]

Jake O'brien has the Chinese Chippy order in his hand..

 

[Howards tipple]

Have faith lads. This is all part of the plan...

 

[allen]

Nervous Dyche looks like he just snorted a fat line of powder. Constantly touching his nose and head.

Does he do anything other than smell his palm and wipe his head?

 

[Dublin blue 75]

Jake O'brien has the Chinese Chippy order in his hand..

It did look like instructions

 

[MrGrumpy]

Don’t watch pens so will check in a bit

 

[Bilbo]

Hiw have we got to 100 pages of this tripe?

 

[miami]

Wiping his nose as usual the ginger biff

He should be whiping his arse with the amount of dung he produces on the pitch.

 

[eurosrees]

Goodison is bouncing for this! Imagine being a Southampton player.

 

[Andy McGurk]

Playing Spirit Of The Blues after that feels particularly grim

Replace Tom Jones with Spirit of the Blues and it's nearly identical

 

[HuddersfieldToffee]

Don’t like your attitude. Chat has been quality

 

[Runub]

Southampton score. We’re done