Match Thread Everton v Tottenham Hotspur - Preview, Match Report and MotM Poll

[Andy is the King]

Please do this Everton



Daniel Amokachi - the most unconventional headed goal in history

 

[Yid4life]

You're more regular than I am on a Spurs forum

Start a petition mate.

Get me cancelled. Its all the rage these days.

 

[Caso01]

Obviously I was exaggerating for effect. But the tea lady does a great Cruyff turn with the trolley so don't rule her out yet.

Serious question with us missing Calvert lewin but probably nobody else.
Would you rather have Kane fit and bentencur, Davies, royal and perisic miss out.
Or them 4 are fit but Kane misses out?

 

[Paul Rideout]

Hardly a first 11 either.

Depends who’s first 11.

Would any of those replacements slot into our first team no dramas? Probably (sadly)

 

[MikeH72]

Relegation thread tells me they are barely able to field mate.

Lloris

Romero Dier Lenglet

Porro Hojbjerg Skipp Moura

Kulusevski Kane Son

Oh the poor little sausages. Look at all those youth players they’re being forced to play. I think we should forfeit the game to make it fair for them, how can those players be expected to compete with the great Everton?

 

[MikeH72]

Start a petition mate.

Get me cancelled. Its all the rage these days.

You are a bit of a boring quilt like.

 

[Andy is the King]

Start a petition mate.

Get me cancelled. Its all the rage these days.

I hate cancel culture. I wouldn't get anyone cancelled.

I don't care if you're on here. It's a free world - or at least it's meant to be.

Do you troll other club forums or just Everton?

 

[Encoder]

Start a petition mate.

Get me cancelled. Its all the rage these days.

To be fair to you @catcherintherye and his DCL > Kane posts were pathetic and embarrassing, which is what I think you are referencing. Sorry Catcher.

 

[Armaghtoffee]

Lloris

Romero Dier Lenglet

Porro Hojbjerg Skipp Moura

Kulusevski Kane Son

Oh the poor little sausages. Look at all those youth players they’re being forced to play. I think we should forfeit the game to make it fair for them, how can those players be expected to compete with the great Everton?

Would go as far as forfeit the game but maybe a 2 goal start as the last of the Corinthians.

 

[MikeH72]

Would go as far as forfeit the game but maybe a 2 goal start as the last of the Corinthians.

I think Shrewdy Baldy should appeal to the league to get the game postponed. It just isn’t fair. How can we expect Romero and Dier to deal with *checks team sheets*
Ellis Simms.

 

[Armaghtoffee]

I think Shrewdy Baldy should appeal to the league to get the game postponed. It just isn’t fair. How can we expect Romero and Dier to deal with *checks team sheets*
Ellis Simms.

Oh God no not more League intervention against the ‘Ev.

 

[MikeH72]

Oh God no not more League intervention against the ‘Ev.

Can’t forget about Danjuma who they went out of their way to sign just to stop Everton signing him and potentially improving, they can’t be expected to actually play him in a football match now can they?

 

[Armaghtoffee]

Can’t forget about Danjuma who they went out of their way to sign just to stop Everton signing him and potentially improving, they can’t be expected to actually play him in a football match now can they?

The mere sight of his name has made my confidence wobble. Danjuma Van Wolfswinkle.

Sincerely hope he gets on and is promptly snapped.

 

[Caso01]

Just seen the Tottenham press conference.
Perisic fit.
So just 3 of the regular starting 11 out then.
And when 2 of the 3 are Davies and Royal then it’s not exactly injury crisis of the century is it.

 

[Tony’s Carp]

Sounds like Richy will definitely be out, was some speculation he might make it. A bullet dodged if so because the rest was inevitable.