Match Thread Everton v Watford, Preview, Match Report and MotM Poll

[MikeH72]

Everton 1-0 Watford FC - 17/08/2019

The Premier League™ presents another rip roaring tie in GAME WEEK 2™ as former giants and now also-rans Everton take on wobbly Watford at the Goodison...

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Trying waaaay too hard here.

Beta male? Elton John these into next week blues.

Proper heavy the way opposition fans keep bringing up the fact that Liverpool are more successful than us, as if it’s something we’re arsed about.

 

[sdk]

Talking to a few Roma fans here in Rome, Italy

(Note spelling.)

 

[witchdoc187]

Everton 1-0 Watford FC - 17/08/2019

The Premier League™ presents another rip roaring tie in GAME WEEK 2™ as former giants and now also-rans Everton take on wobbly Watford at the Goodison...

wfcforums.com

Trying waaaay too hard here.

Beta male? Elton John these into next week blues.

I started reading it out of morbid curiosity and this bit is so idiotic i couldn't be bothered continuing....

even holding an open bus tour lauding the fact that they had appointed a manager that we sacked, This is how far the mighty Everton have fallen. No longer the lions of Europe, they celebrate a point against already relegated Crystal Palace like they did the last time they qualified for the Champions League. Only to go out in the preliminary round to some team from Gibraltar.

No one was particularly over excited about silva, noone was impressed last week, and villareal got knocked out in the semi final the year they fixed the draw and planted their ref. Weirdos

 

[witchdoc187]

I think we’ll get a big win today

0-0?

 

[sdk]

I took a transcontinental red eye flight from California to Massachusetts so I could watch this match at home. Please acquit yourselves well, fair toffees.

 

[Death]

Proper heavy the way opposition fans keep bringing up the fact that Liverpool are more successful than us, as if it’s something we’re arsed about.

It's very relevant to Watfords chances against us. It definitely needs to be factored in. The watford manager will no doubt be showing the players the dvds of Liverpools fa cup wins to get them ready for the match at goodison. Maybe give them the outside tour of Anfield while they're in the city.

 

[PaulPowersTash]

2-0 to Everton.

 

[MikeH72]

He was last seen watching this thread. Y


It's very relevant to Watfords chances against us. It definitely needs to be factored in. The watford manager will no doubt be showing the players the dvds of Liverpools fa cup wins to get them ready for the match at goodison. Maybe give them the outside tour of Anfield while they're in the city.

I laughed at the part where he said Welbeck and Rojo turned Everton down too. Welbeck would’ve barrel rolled from London to Liverpool to join Everton over Watford if we’d come in for him and Rojo was fuming that United pulled the plug on a loan deal.

 

[witchdoc187]

I took a transcontinental red eye flight from California to Massachusetts so I could watch this match at home. Please acquit yourselves well, fair toffees.

This is exactly the sort of action that will prevent us from winning

 

[Death]

I started reading it out of morbid curiosity and this bit is so idiotic i couldn't be bothered continuing....

even holding an open bus tour lauding the fact that they had appointed a manager that we sacked, This is how far the mighty Everton have fallen. No longer the lions of Europe, they celebrate a point against already relegated Crystal Palace like they did the last time they qualified for the Champions League. Only to go out in the preliminary round to some team from Gibraltar.

No one was particularly over excited about silva, noone was impressed last week, and villareal got knocked out in the semi final the year they fixed the draw and planted their ref. Weirdos

It's extreme over exaduration over compensated 'banter' to make up for the fact they've got nothing on us.

 

[Blue min’ hell]

If you're on about the flags, I couldn't disagree more. So many Evertonians embrace negativity, clinging to it like a limpet. Look in the league cup thread ("fully expect us to lose"), the Iwobi thread ("he created more chances than any Arsenal player but he's gash lad") and the reaction to JP Gbamin being thrown in at the deep end against Palace.

It's draining for me never mind the players. The lad(s?) who started this campaign to improve the atmosphere at Goodison have done brilliantly, and surprise, surprise, it's coincided with our best run for years.

Stop being a bunch of negative ninnys and give the team the support they need.

We’re not Chelsea though mate. We take our own flags and banners. We don’t need a couple of thousand mini plastic flags to create an atmos.

 

[Darth Toffeeman]

Should be winning this. 1st home game against a side that lost 6-0 in the FA Final and then 0-3 at home to Brighton.

Hoping for a good showing today.

 

[Wat Tyler]

1-3

 

[MikeH72]

In the same way I hate West Ham, I’ve come to absolutely detest these pathetic toads for inventing a rivalry with us because no one else can be arsed having an opinion on their weird club in their weird little village.

If Watford were an animal they’d be a moth. No one knows why they’re here, or what they are, but we just want to get rid of them and should do so with minimal fuss.

This deep-rooted hatred has occurred in the past half an hour after reading that preview in their forum. Hurt these.

 

[sdk]

This is exactly the sort of action that will prevent us from winning

I realized that somewhere over Michigan but I couldn’t get the emergency door open.