Match Thread Everton v West Ham - 8PM 29/11/2017

[Toast]

Would love to have seen the team meeting and tactics preparation for this today.

Unsy stood at the front.. morgan and Mirrallas sat at the back giggling to eachother, passing a bit of paper round the lads with a some pic of a fat rinho on it.

 

[Milkman]

Greatly looking forward to a back four of Kenny, Jagielka, Martina and Williams.

 

[deipnosophist]

Would love to have seen the team meeting and tactics preparation for this today.

Unsy stood at the front.. morgan and Mirrallas sat at the back giggling to eachother, passing a bit of paper round the lads with a some pic of a fat rinho on it.

...whilst the Club Captain, Jellyfish Jags, desperately looks down to find a shoelace he can do up...

 

[Jeff Jones]

I know it's hard to believe, but there really are teams worse than Everton and these are one of them.

It doesn't mean we'll win, but if Unsy can put eleven players in positions where they know what to do - big if, I know - we
might just sneak this.

We'll need the crowd behind us - good chance of that because the ones who've given up won't go - and it's at Goodison under lights.

 

[chrismpw]

I heard a rumour that Moyes has spent two hours worth of his salary hiring 30,000 people dressed up as death to stand behind our fans.

 

[edge]

Heart says win , head says don't be daft were rubbish

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Losing to Moyes

That'll sting

 

[Stanley Parker]

Has anybody got a spare severely-obstructed-view seat for sale?

 

[chippy1722]

Gonna be a tough one, Carroll will destroy our centre halves in the air and Lanzini will definitely get some chances, I just hope we can put there defence under pressure too.

 

[ForeverUnited]

I would just like to say Michael Keane is a great defender and she showed that in previous years in a very well balanced team built by Dyche.
Koeman built great teams at Southampton and I'm still not sure what came over him at Everton

 

[People75]

Anything could happen. We could even score a goal ...... What a time to be a fan

 

[Stanley Parker]

Greatly looking forward to a back four of Kenny, Jagielka, Martina and Williams.

Don't be ridiculous.

He couldn't possibly play those four.

Could he?

Against Carroll?

Oh no.

 

[Eggs]

..up the Toffees.

 

[Eggs]

...they will score at least 2, everybody does against us. Unsworth looks like a dead man walking, needing advice from Joe Royle sitting in the stand says lots about the situation.

Seriously, the only way I can see us getting anything is if the match is postponed. I haven’t seen any snow forecast.

 

[Aberblue]

At the moment we're the easiest team in the league to play against. All West Ham need to do is to pump the ball up to Carroll and they're bound to score a few. Keane will fall over and cry, Jagielka will be too slow and Williams will amble along behind play like he always does.