Match Thread Everton v Wolves - Preview, Match Report and MotM Poll

[Wolf man]

Time to give you toffees a footballing lesson. Moutinho and neves to control the midfield while jota and jiminez iron out your back three or four, which ever it may be . 1-3 wolves. Jiminez 1 and jota with a brace with the latter doing the Conor mcgregor walk as he strolls out of Goodison park like he owns the gaff ! good luck, your going to need it UTW

 

[Strikinglyhandsome1]

Bilbo's sword was called Sting...

Catchier name than calling it Gordon Sumner.

Must admit I’ve never watched Lord of the Rings or The Hobbit. Not into that kind of stuff. Still, it’s another fantastic fact of the day.

 

[JobForTheMoyes]

Beat Wolves and things will really start looking up.

 

[JobForTheMoyes]

Bilbo's sword was called Sting...

What a coincidence - so was Frodo’s!

 

[Blues Harp]

I feel like it is us who tend to have the Sword of Damocles hanging over us. Could that be about to change? Fetch Excalibur we’re going in.

Having a sword thrown at you by some watery bint is no basis for a resounding home win....

 

[Strikinglyhandsome1]

Having a sword thrown at you by some watery bint is no basis for a resounding home win....

Ha ha.

 

[Pittsburgh Footy]

Time to give you toffees a footballing lesson. Moutinho and neves to control the midfield while jota and jiminez iron out your back three or four, which ever it may be . 1-3 wolves. Jiminez 1 and jota with a brace with the latter doing the Conor mcgregor walk as he strolls out of Goodison park like he owns the gaff ! good luck, your going to need it UTW

I don't think anyone on here sees it going any other way, mate. We are awful

 

[Strikinglyhandsome1]

What a coincidence - so was Frodo’s!

Is there anyone in here who doesn’t own a sword called Sting?

 

[JobForTheMoyes]

Is there anyone in here who doesn’t own a sword called Sting?

I think everyone should keep schtum - someone might call The Police!

 

[Strikinglyhandsome1]

I think everyone should keep schtum - someone might call The Police!

deipnosophist will be singing Walking on the Marion Moon.

 

[evertonarntwe]

Time to give you toffees a footballing lesson. Moutinho and neves to control the midfield while jota and jiminez iron out your back three or four, which ever it may be . 1-3 wolves. Jiminez 1 and jota with a brace with the latter doing the Conor mcgregor walk as he strolls out of Goodison park like he owns the gaff ! good luck, your going to need it UTW

to be honest mate youse wont even need to play well to beat us we are absolutely horrible at the minute

saying that, thought we controlled the game earlier on in the season with 10 men

 

[andydgg]

players will be up for it, playing for the shirt, showing some passion for the crowd, playing to put last week behind us and push to 7th and up wards... then I remember it's everton,,,

 

[DrEFC]

Why are Wolves being talked up here? They've had a marginally better season than Everton and are there for the taking at home.

2-0 Everton.

Because we're a disorganised rabble, and they play well as a team. I've not once seen the fluidity in attack that they've had in games this year (albeit they can be inconsistent). Plus we will have no LB and an aged RB who has been constantly targeted this year.

 

[gonetomorrow]

Our friendly Wolf may find his pack rounded up and sent home with their tails between their legs.

Insert further vulpine-based metaphors here............

 

[big nev lookalike]

If we are to win then we will need our best performance at home since .....I’ve fotgotten the last time we played well at home. Oh well fingers crossed for a lucky win.