Match Thread Everton vs Newcastle - Preview, Match Report and MotM Poll

[DualityNSNO]

Playing like it’s someone’s first go on FIFA

Nah everyone's first go at FIFA is just shooting from anywhere accidentally.

 

[AndersLimpar4Life]

Switching to whisky for the second half

Switching to crystal meth for the second half.

 

[Drico]

Dear Richy, For once please go and play like a Brazilian international.

Utterly and hilariously overrated.

I would be deliriously happy if he shoves those words down my throat in the second half. I fear I'll sooner have Heidi Klum's tongue down there before the "Brazil number 9" endeavours to trouble my larynx.

 

[Fansince1988]

Positives, bottle being shown by Seamus with that great recovery challenge. Gordon giving All he has. Keane winning everything in the air and showing great bravery attacking the headers. Negatives gray being swarmed any time he's on the ball and confidence is dropping, Doucoure struggling to impose himself and the referee giving Richy nothing.

We are getting no space up front we do give them space, I’m fairly happy atm

 

[Frenk]

Gmatch is crying out for DCL.

It is?

 

[ProZ]

I never thought I’d say get Rondon on and I still haven’t

 

[Sporting Billy]

That was a quality performance. I'm convinced we're staying up now.

You from the north east ?

 

[CrustySack]

What's it mean?

It's a buddhist chant. It's meaning is difficult to portray right now. Trust me.

 

[h8kurdt]

And pretty much the opposite of the crowd on this esteemed forum.

Hear hear

 

[dan7787]

Its like we have no intention to win and are battling for a draw but not in the organised sam Allardyce type of way. In the frantic half crapping themselves kinda way.

It’s like we don’t know how to have possession in the final third and pass to each other to create shots

 

[ToffeeTim]

Absolutely crap Gray.
Need a better focal point up front.
Gordon offering nothing in an attacking sense
Doucoure just as bad as he was against Wolves

He is walking off the ball. I've watched him closely for last 20 mins. No hiding place from the top balcony

 

[sheedys left foot]

They have absolutely no clue. No patterns of play..no set piece routines. They are trying but they are awful footballers

The coaching team set the patterns of play and set pieces……

 

[Sharpies volley]

We're playing like a team who've been drawn against one of the big boys in the cup.

 

[SLAVEN BILIC]

I’d be bringing DCL on for Gray and going 442 straight away. Outside of that, our bench has no other game changers/winners

 

[mahermi1]

Positives, bottle being shown by Seamus with that great recovery challenge. Gordon giving All he has. Keane winning everything in the air and showing great bravery attacking the headers. Negatives gray being swarmed any time he's on the ball and confidence is dropping, Doucoure struggling to impose himself and the referee giving Richy nothing.

Think Allan has been decent as well.