Match Thread Everton vs Newcastle - Preview, Match Report and MotM Poll

[ds3000]

Don’t be silly we’re Evertonians we’re not allowed nice things.

Forgot, that was a fever dream

 

[Sassy Colombian]

Oh we always missed James - especially when he was on private jets and Instagram while we were getting shafted at Manchester City.

Well even if when he was riding his private plane and being on Instagram, at least he still managed to score and provide us assist that are not happening at the moment. We had a much better midfield with him, even if fans like yourself fail to appreciate that he improved Everton.

 

[MACCA75]

Lots of effort, no quality.

 

[Mark Bisson]

Come on GSE, suck that ball into the net

 

[Mozza1987]

The quality going forward is a shambles.

 

[ForeverEverton]

We haven’t had a shot.

Godfrey header, 1 shot and 1 on target....

 

[Street end man]

I never thought I’d say get Rondon on and I still haven’t

I've just said itlol

 

[GT77]

Les Ferdinand as a pundit as well, I assume they've got Tino Asprilla working the VAR.

 

[IrishToffee24]

Still think we’ll win this one but a point would still be a decent result tonight. Just important we don’t lose it. Come on Everton!

 

[II McColl II]

Just get a lump up top to stand on their centre halves, if Calvert-Lewin isn't fit it's time for Rondon.

Literally can't be any worse than anyone on the pitch as Richarlison is swanning about like we have the luxury of playing like City or Liverpool with endless possession.

It's that bad today we look like Benitez is still setting us up tactically, can't string 5 passes together or keep the ball by moving about off of it.

Absolute embarrassment.

 

[Drico]

Switching to whisky for the second half

Lightweight. I've already been at the Turpentine.

 

[mightymoyes]

We're even dragging the referee down to our level of ineptitude

 

[blue to the bone]

Dcl for gray for me. Right now

Didn't you spend Sunday calling dcl a fraud and a coward

 

[witchdoc187]

We are playing for a draw. If they score one then it's game over.

I don't think we are. We're just so poorly organised. Newcastle are absolute gash but we are worse.

 

[DualityNSNO]

Switching to crystal meth for the second half.

Not strong enough I'm afraid.