deipnosophist
Player Valuation: £80m
Might get in trouble here because it's not about Everton, but yeah, went up the Sky Tower, cruised to Devonport, had a look at the Lantern Festival - a bit hard climbing up that hill at Albert Park at my age - the rugby fans were everywhere and amusing, mostly, late breakfasts at the Viaduct, and lots of other stuff Oh, and Everton won. It was great.
I managed to celebrate Valentines Day, too. Twice, in fact.
...so all in all, it was a stimulating visit (or two!) 'down under'...good man!