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Excuses for why England are out of the world cup (Warning, humour content)

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Ok, I know some of you are hurting about the game, but let's see why we never got it together in South Africa.

1. Well, all red, I mean, it was never going to work. Why we never spit the colours up with a bit of whilte shorts, I'll never know.

2. Michael Owen, even if he was on crutches, i'd have taken him along. He only needs one clear chance.

3. Capello, what no Everton players (thank God). What we're you thinking

4. Robert Green, Well, even his club don't want him, why should England.

5. Wayne Rooney, the new Owen. Even half injured, he's a better player than most. He was half injured, and no, he wasn't better than the rest. Just, well, ordinary in better company.

6. Trying to get 11 strangers trying to play as a team. Are we sure they've actually met each other before?
 

They've all booked holidays away and want to go before the schools are out.So they lost on purpose.
 
I used to have a chuckle at Little Mickey for saying he still is good enough to start for England. Now I just feel bad, I know he's lost a step or 2 or 3 or 100 yards but he didn't have to be that hard on himself.
 

The real excuses is the funnyest one there is. "THE PLAYERS ARE TIRED" thats the excuse he just given because we played more games then the germans, o wait no we didnt, on avarage the german team played 61 games last season, were the english team played 60. Copella a lier, from the day he became manager, he's not stopped lieing
 
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The real excuses is the funnyest one there is. "THE PLAYERS ARE TIRED" thats the excuse he just given because we played more games then the germans, o wait no we didnt, on avarage the german team played 61 games last season, were the english team played 60. Copella a lier, from the day he became manager, he's not stopped lieing
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Yes, but our league is more physical and hurts our players more, so 1 English game is equal to 2 German one's (erm, I think):D:D

How I wish he chose a much better excuse.
 
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Yes, but our league is more physical and hurts our players more, so 1 English game is equal to 2 German one's (erm, I think):D:D

How I wish he chose a much better excuse.
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There are no excuses. Out classed and out played. I dont go for the excuse of them being tired. They only do a few hours training a day plus maybe 2 matches a week. Theyre supposed to be athletes ffs. The rest of the time they walk round golf courses or piss about on the playstation. Then they get wrapped in cotton wool and treated like kids in a nursery. The press then make them into something theyre not and have them believing the hype. They should try goin to bed at 6pm and only get a few hours sleep because of noise outside like ice cream vans etc then get up at midnight and get into work at 1.30am and drive an artic all over the friggin place. Now thats what I'd call tired but that wouldnt count as an excuse in our place.
 
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Ara said:
The real excuses is the funnyest one there is. "THE PLAYERS ARE TIRED" thats the excuse he just given because we played more games then the germans, o wait no we didnt, on avarage the german team played 61 games last season, were the english team played 60. Copella a lier, from the day he became manager, he's not stopped lieing
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They have a winter break don't they?
 
Because it says nothing in their Non Existent National contracts that they can learn to play as a team.

Maybe if we stop chopping and changing to let the bigger names play they will find the people that will fight for their places, and their National position.

Club/Country, all over again.

No Passion.
 

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