F.A.O Grumpy @chrismpw

[Rita_Poon]

Old people in small cars, who drive with their faces pressed against the windscreen.

May as well remove the mirrors and indicators, as they never get used.

He's got the flat cap
He's got the glasses
OAP pension certainly his
This old b'stard's clogging the road...

 

[Muggins]

I'll start with, people who suddenly stop walking on the pavement for no apparent reason. Really grinds my gears, hang 'em all and hang 'em high.

I’m trying think who had that popular TV show “What really grinds my gears..”…

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

why chris?

He is GOT's official loveable curmudgeon

 

[summerisle]

I’m trying think who had that popular TV show “What really grinds my gears..”…

 

[slipstream86]

Kinell.


Just people generally. People.

 

[magicjuan]

Can I add Michael McIntyre into that one, chief?

By all means, I was just getting warmed up ?

 

[summerisle]

Roald Dahl books rewritten to remove language deemed offensive

Augustus Gloop now ‘enormous’ instead of ‘fat’, Mrs Twit no longer ‘ugly’ and Oompa Loompas are gender neutral

www.theguardian.com

 

[Littlesue]

And John Bishop.

And Eddie Izzard

 

[peteblue]

And John Bishop.

And Eddie Izzard

Nailed it…..

 

[bluejohn66]

The Everton Board ? Could culminate this event at our final game at Goodison. Who would pull the lever, perhaps the winner of the Golden Goal ticket? Failing that Big Nev or Stubbsy ??

 

[degsy]

We should open a misanthrope club, a room for every member.

I'm in

 

[ste d' indica]

People on the bus or train, or even just walking along the street playing tinny music or videos on their phones. Use some 'kin headphones you ignorant cretin.
I will them to walk in front of lorries the utter bastards.

 

[slipstream86]

People on the bus or train, or even just walking along the street playing tinny music or videos on their phones. Use some 'kin headphones you ignorant cretin.
I will them to walk in front of lorries the utter bastards.

Tells you everything you need to know about the creative depth of modern popular music when it can be listened to through a cheap microscopic speaker in personal electronic device, and yet not take anything away from the audio experience.