FA Cup Final weekend - now match thread

[davek]

I hope Liverpool get Benteke, btw.

 

[DanEFC92]

And I was younger

Everyone was, mert...

 

[summerisle]

God bless you, your majesty

No wonder she became an alcoholic

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Everyone knows he's a cod Villa fan.

He watches Villa while wearing an X-Box Live headset?

 

[Sapie88]

Oh here he is, the cabbage headed, same face, tit.

 

[rascal]

Giroud has somehow become even better looking.

 

[Woolly Blue]

I jump up off the settee when we score equalisers against the likes of West Brom and Hull, I'd run round the pub with my cock out if we were winning an F.A Cup 3 nil.

Do you drink in the Lisbon at all mate ?

 

[Donald Twain]

Everyone knows he's a cod Villa fan.

Ye like that tosser with the violin! Thingy whatshisname errr Vanessa Mae.

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

 

[Tubey]

Yeah I know I hate him and everything, but Cleverley has been objectively abysmal today. He gave Sanchez the free shot for the second, and has displayed a consistent awfulness throughout. Did you see that attempted "chip through ball" before? Made me physically cringe to imagine him doing that in a blue shirt...

 

[kenada_blue]

I hope Liverpool get Benteke, btw.

He'd slot for fun for them

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

I hope Liverpool get Benteke, btw.

Jesus, I don't

He always scores against us

 

[davek]

the holte end's top boy apparently, goes shivvin zulus 'round sutton colfield every saturday

Proper Peaky Blinders; razor's sown into the brim of his top hat.

 

[SpurtingLesbian]

2 Arsenal fans in the pub I'm in, dressed in Arsenal tops. They haven't even flinched the entire game. Nothing worse than fake football fans.

They are probably just Plastics confused by Arsenal playing in their away strip. Casually mention to them the Arsenal Match doesn't kick off until this game has finished...

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Yeah I know I hate him and everything, but Cleverley has been objectively abysmal today. He gave Sanchez the free shot for the second, and has displayed a consistent awfulness throughout. Did you see that attempted "chip through ball" before? Made me physically cringe to imagine him doing that in a blue shirt...

Mate, we're signing him

Just try and make your peace with it