If you say you are injured lads don't worry if you're not everything will be fine.The first lesson today boys is to meet the doctor . Not the well trained , well supplied and well connected staff we have here at this fine club but my doctor mate down my local who gives out sick notes just as long as you buy him a pint . He'll give out extra months if you add in some salt and vinegar though . If you beat him at pool he'll give you a whole year boys .