Fantasy punditry team

[Walken]

Aye, and tends to only get lower league games anyhow but I really like him and Goodman as a partnership.

He's great at the boxing too, just a shame they keep lumbering him with that negative prick Jim Watt.

Jim Watt is a dinosaur, hes makes larry merchant look modern and progressive. to be honest I barely listen to football commentary anymore, and tend to have a game of fifa at half time, I wonder what goes through the minds of TV exces when they think the likes of Redknapp and Southgate are what we fans want. Though I do enjoy hearing Roy Keane finding all kinds of ways to tell Southgate he is wrong

 

[ijjysmith]

Which one is Jim Watt mate?

There's one on Sky who does like Football League ones I can't stand. Hates everything. Probably is him.

 

[Little Ralphy]

Quite like Ian Darke too.

I honestly can't listen to Ian Darke without remembering staying up all night to see Tyson get beat by Holyfield.

 

[bluejock]

Which one is Jim Watt mate?

There's one on Sky who does like Football League ones I can't stand. Hates everything. Probably is him.

The Scottish one on the boxing that moans at everything and knows [Poor language removed] all

 

[bluejock]

I honestly can't listen to Ian Darke without remembering staying up all night to see Tyson get beat by Holyfield.

Hahaha spot on this

 

[alpha1]

Anchor - Jeff Stelling
Panel - Rodney Marsh, Charlie Nicholas, Alan Hansen, Gary Lineker
Commentators - Ian Darke/Barry Davies, Andy Gray supporting
Tea ladies - Kelly Brook, Cheryl Tweedy, Scarlett Johansson and Helen Flanagan!!

 

[alpha1]

Hahaha spot on this

Didn't Ian Darke also say something about Ricky Hatton that went "every punch is like a kick from a mule!"
Quality commentating! I wish he did more football

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Too many dead people.

It's "fantasy"

 

[Fensta]

I'd like to see an adult version with pundits who talk like real fans do, swearing and arguing with each other. How much better would it be to hear commentary like Steve Coogan on "The day today". Twaaaaat !

 

[ijjysmith]

It's "fantasy"

Oh. I'm which case:

Commentator - some sexy French bird.

In the studio:

Stacey Keibler as host
Pundits - Mila Kunis and Kaley Cuoco.

All naked.

 

[roydo]

Oh. I'm which case:

Commentator - some sexy French bird.

In the studio:

Stacey Keibler as host
Pundits - Mila Kunis and Kaley Cuoco.

All naked.

Made me cough up ale that FFS!

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

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Martin Tyler really is great

Fast Foward to 7.00 and just watch from there

"In years to come, people will say I was there, I was at that game!"

Just exceptional stuff

 

[ToffeeDan]

Ideal Match: Everton win something big or the RS getting totally hammered.

Commentary: Motty with Pat Nevin analysis
Studio: Anchor Gary Lineker, with Trevor Steven, Joe Royle, Peter Reid, Graeme Sharp, Andy Gray (comment on Touchline Totty acceptable), Phil Neville for the analysis.
Touchline Totty: Any decent Blue Girl

Worst:
A combo of RS (unless they are featured and get hammered)
Lawrenson or either of those 2 blind fools (Case or Aldridge) - Molby is quite good to be fair to him - to add pointless comments to commentary by Elton Welsby
Anchor: Colm Murray - with Thompson, Carragher, Redknapp, Barnes, Keegan, Beglin, Rush, Hansen and countless other biased RS.