Farhad Moshiri

[orly]

For 20 years deep in the North of England a giant slept , he would sometimes wander where he wasn't wanted & was never seen by some but he was always a Giant .
Now this Giant was not liked by The evil Murdoch who made lots of gold from the sun & sky .
The giants neighbour in the north the redshites did not like Murdoch's sun but happily took all the wealth they could from his sky
One sunny day a VERY rich man who had once helped a Giant in the south came to the north & woke the GIANT from his long sleep promising him new land & wealth. This made the Giant very happy & powerful. Many people who cared about the giant had longed for this day as thousands had followed him on his travels throughout the land longing for the day when he would once again reign over Murdoch's empire & the sky would embrace him & show him to all who wanted to see .
However the evil Murdoch & the giants neighbour did not like the Giant being powerful again & tried to destroy him with fairy-tales of the rich man not being rich at all & the giant not really being a giant.
But the Giant & his new rich friend Moshiri were too clever & much to powerful for Murdoch & the redshites & they soon had the biggest castle & the all best soldiers as all fell before them .
Once again the Giant from the north whose name is Everton ruled the land of Footy & they all came to worship him from the North , South , East & west some even came from a place called Norway which once had been the land of the redshites

All the giants followers known as EVERTONIANS laughed & sang strange songs about the giants soldiers ,some even drank a strange brew called Chang . Soon they could not remember when the giant had slept & no longer spoke of the druid called Moyesy & the once proud but poor owner of the giants land called Kenwright they just wallowed in the joy of being the best in the whole land

..... and all the Evertonians lived happy ever after

as for the redshites they soon were banished from the land of footy & followed an evil man called Klopp ....but thats another story !!!

Are you on the Gary's, Gary?

 

[Efcjake]

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Unfortunately yes!!

But to be fair - as per usual, when we do it, we do it with style!

ENHANCE.

Hope Moshiri walks out with two of them on each on arm. Before they start throwing stacks of cash into the crowd like toffee girls.

 

[lesbattersby]

Strange to say but I'm actually looking forward to our next kit and sponsorship deals. Never interested me in the past.

I see spurs are in talks with Nike about a £30m a year deal. Could some one tell me how much our kit and Chang deals are, and how long is left on both. Thanks

 

[Timhowardsswearbox]

Wouldn't something this big normally mean some sort of press conference?

Possibly. What does it mean if there isn't one yet? The deal has fallen through? Moshiri daren't face us because he has no plans for the club at all? Moshiri isn't actually real but is really Bill's wife dressed up as an Iranian businessman; Mystery Inc. will run into the Directors' box on Saturday and rip off his mask to reveal the truth?

I'm not sure what you achieve by questioning every little thing and assuming the worst. Either you genuinely want this whole thing to go wrong or you get some weird kick by constantly seeing doom and gloom around every corner.

 

[The Mighty Quint]

he's too busy talking to mourinho

Turkish paper reporting he'll be managing us next season.

Imagine Jose doing this down the touchline at Anfield when we go 3-0 up with 5mins left.

 

[The Esk]

I see spurs are in talks with Nike about a £30m a year deal. Could some one tell me how much our kit and Chang deals are, and how long is left on both. Thanks

Chang deal finishes end of next season £16 million over 3 years.

Kitbag, May 2019, £3 million a year

Umbro finishes May 2019, no figures offered by Everton

 

[eternal_defiance]

I'm surprised some of you lot are able to get through the day without panicking and going in to a state of intense paranoia. Get a life ffs.

*camera coincidentally pans to Moshiri and Kenwright sharing words as Everton and Lukaku head to victory*

 

[Toffeelover]

I see spurs are in talks with Nike about a £30m a year deal. Could some one tell me how much our kit and Chang deals are, and how long is left on both. Thanks

Look where Spurs are and then ask who would want to sponsor to the tune of tens of millions a club inhabiting the mid table and nowhere near the CL, all about coverage.

 

[Watch this space]

Chang deal finishes end of next season £16 million over 3 years.

Kitbag, May 2019, £3 million a year

Umbro finishes May 2019, no figures offered by Everton

Wonder how much to buy out of each deal?

 

[Toffeelover]

Turkish paper reporting he'll be managing us next season.

Imagine Jose doing this down the touchline at Anfield when we go 3-0 up with 5mins left.

That made me laugh, some one must have fouled up the translation!

 

[mahermi1]

Look where Spurs are and then ask who would want to sponsor to the tune of tens of millions a club inhabiting the mid table and nowhere near the CL, all about coverage.

Maybe one that Moshiri has a stake in ? He must have a lot of business contacts.

 

[lesbattersby]

Chang deal finishes end of next season £16 million over 3 years.

Kitbag, May 2019, £3 million a year

Umbro finishes May 2019, no figures offered by Everton

Thanks mate

 

[The Esk]

Thanks mate

Any time mate

 

[Kiwi]

For 20 years deep in the North of England a giant slept , he would sometimes wander where he wasn't wanted & was never seen by some but he was always a Giant .
Now this Giant was not liked by The evil Murdoch who made lots of gold from the sun & sky .
The giants neighbour in the north the redshites did not like Murdoch's sun but happily took all the wealth they could from his sky
One sunny day a VERY rich man who had once helped a Giant in the south came to the north & woke the GIANT from his long sleep promising him new land & wealth. This made the Giant very happy & powerful. Many people who cared about the giant had longed for this day as thousands had followed him on his travels throughout the land longing for the day when he would once again reign over Murdoch's empire & the sky would embrace him & show him to all who wanted to see .
However the evil Murdoch & the giants neighbour did not like the Giant being powerful again & tried to destroy him with fairy-tales of the rich man not being rich at all & the giant not really being a giant.
But the Giant & his new rich friend Moshiri were too clever & much to powerful for Murdoch & the redshites & they soon had the biggest castle & the all best soldiers as all fell before them .
Once again the Giant from the north whose name is Everton ruled the land of Footy & they all came to worship him from the North , South , East & west some even came from a place called Norway which once had been the land of the redshites

All the giants followers known as EVERTONIANS laughed & sang strange songs about the giants soldiers ,some even drank a strange brew called Chang . Soon they could not remember when the giant had slept & no longer spoke of the druid called Moyesy & the once proud but poor owner of the giants land called Kenwright they just wallowed in the joy of being the best in the whole land

..... and all the Evertonians lived happy ever after

as for the redshites they soon were banished from the land of footy & followed an evil man called Klopp ....but thats another story !!!

Just wow. Get back to RAWK.

 

[Khalekan]

Chang deal finishes end of next season £16 million over 3 years.

Kitbag, May 2019, £3 million a year

Umbro finishes May 2019, no figures offered by Everton

Speed the day Chang is gone.

Every home game I buy a pint of the darned stuff and chuck half out.

Not that it tastes particularly bad, just it fills me up so quickly