Fat Sam, Ugly Fred, the Barcodes and all

[monty]

Has anyone considered what the hell is going on at St James's Park, I know it is not our problem and it should mean nothing to us, but what is happening behind the scenes would surely make a TV serial.

Ugly Fred (UF) sacks his manager and replaces him with the supposedly just out of work Fat Sam (FS). While UF is doing the dirty on his manager Sir Sod All (SA) is selling his majority share holding to AN Other (ANO) behind UF's back.

The club's star player doesn't want to play for FS so he is sold to West Ham (K/A the Cheats). Meanwhile UF is being coherced into selling his shares to ANO having realised that the entire world hates his guts,

Did ANO know of FS appointment, if so then everyone must have known about the proposed sale so the press will be wrong on all counts. If ANO didn't know and doesn't like FS he may bring in a new manager pushing FS out on his arse (Oh joy) . How bad have relations been between SA and UF for all this to have happened, clearly they've been [Poor language removed] for some time.

I feel one thing is certain, who ever takes the barcodes on is a mug, a giant with no track record. They certainlt have a huge marketing potential, far greater than ours is at present but the entire club has no fibre, history when compared to many championship and lesser teams. Newcastle are simply that trouble.

 

[Robert Jarvis]

Monty that is a great script better than Neighbours, Corryonny, and that London muck.

 

[monty]

Monty that is a great script better than Neighbours, Corryonny, and that London muck.

Robert, so many Blues moan about our board and its troubles, just take a look at so many other places where turmoil is the order of the day, boy oh boy am I glad to be a Toffee

 

[chicoazul]

I hate the barcodes. Up their own arse.

Prefer the Mackems any day of the week.

 

[Rob]

monts... your post confused me... ano..uf..sa.... wth?!

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Monty has turned into a teenager and churned out a text speak diatribe

 

[Dylan]

Must have been Rob, telling him his inner age was 18!!!!

 

[monty]

Strange indeed when we oldies have no problem taking things in but you kids, once challenged and all you get is [Poor language removed]

 

[Neiler]

I think F.S. will do a decent job there. He could offer what has been lacking for eons consistencey and longevity, The tool of the peice is Shepard of course how many times has he said "ill bide my time and get the right man in for the long haul" about seven.

I worry they could be a main challenger to us next season and beyond if shepard leaves. Lets face it Bolton were, and they didnt have half the resources that F.S. will have now. Though i expect Bolton to fade perhaps relegated.

 

[monty]

I think F.S. will do a decent job there. He could offer what has been lacking for eons consistencey and longevity, The tool of the peice is Shepard of course how many times has he said "ill bide my time and get the right man in for the long haul" about seven.

I worry they could be a main challenger to us next season and beyond if shepard leaves. Lets face it Bolton were, and they didnt have half the resources that F.S. will have now. Though i expect Bolton to fade perhaps relegated.

A new piece to the puzzle, UF has been in hospital for two weeks, nothing trivial I hope

 

[GrandOldTeam]

Can someone explain to me why all their idiotic fans hated Freddy Shephard with a passion?

How much money did he put into that club over the years?

 

[Rob]

Can someone explain to me why all their idiotic fans hated Freddy Shephard with a passion?

How much money did he put into that club over the years?

cos he kept hiring and sacking [Poor language removed] managers?

 

[monty]

cos he kept hiring and sacking [Poor language removed] managers?

buying a selling [Poor language removed] players and it wasn't his money! Oh yes, UF is also [Poor language removed], even by barcode standards

 

[GrandOldTeam]

Like who?

All their fans were clambering to keep Roeder full time after his first few games...

The amount of money he has put into that football club doesn't warrant the abuse he gets from them.

 

[Dylan]

I guess that would be consistent with them Geordies are arrogant, greedy no respect for anybody else bitches!