Favourite terrace song/chant

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Danny said:
"He scores goals galore, Joe-Max Moore!"
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funny you mention this guy danny because he was the subject of one of the funniest chants i've heard at an away..

to the tune of more, more , more by status quo (?)

posh spice is a slapper
she is a [Poor language removed]' whore
and when she's shaggin' beckham
she dreams of joe max moore!
joe max moore!
how do you like it,
how do you like it,
joe max moore (repeat till fade!)
 

Duncan Ferguson chant.

Always loved 'singing the blues'.

Makes me smile singing:
David Moyes, David Moyes,
David David Moyes,
he's got red hair but we don't care, David David Moyes

I'll be honest I can't stand that stupid crap:
du-du-da-da
AAAANNDDREWW JOOOHNSOOOOON

*parp*
 
Ichigo said:
Duncan Ferguson chant.

Always loved 'singing the blues'.

Makes me smile singing:
David Moyes, David Moyes,
David David Moyes,
he's got red hair but we don't care, David David Moyes

I'll be honest I can't stand that stupid crap:
du-du-da-da
AAAANNDDREWW JOOOHNSOOOOON

*parp*
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Hate the Aj chat. Pile of [Poor language removed]. Reminds me of 'Boro. They are also a pile of [Poor language removed].
 

1 of the best ever i reckon was at the '84 cup final when we stuck it right up elton john, he came running up to our end (if there was such a thing that day cos we were all over the place) to be met by a huge chorus of, " he's bald he's bent, his arse is up for rent, elton john, elton john" freddie starr was conducting us on the greyhound track and towards the end he got a massive round of," and i guess thats why they call us the blues" class on a top day out.


i must add also that the tradition of yelling scabs at notts forest should continue for eternity .
 
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teppic said:
funny you mention this guy danny because he was the subject of one of the funniest chants i've heard at an away..

to the tune of more, more , more by status quo (?)

posh spice is a slapper
she is a [Poor language removed]' whore
and when she's shaggin' beckham
she dreams of joe max moore!
joe max moore!
how do you like it,
how do you like it,
joe max moore (repeat till fade!)
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Yeah remember that one, was classic.

Was great against Man Utd, after singing it a few times Beckham went to left back to deliver a hefty challenge on Joe-Max Moore to cause ironic applause :lol:

But surprised the media wasn't scrambling to condemn naughty Everton fans after that chant though.
 
REIDY'S BOTTLE OF GRECIAN said:
1 of the best ever i reckon was at the '84 cup final when we stuck it right up elton john, he came running up to our end (if there was such a thing that day cos we were all over the place) to be met by a huge chorus of, " he's bald he's bent, his arse is up for rent, elton john, elton john" freddie starr was conducting us on the greyhound track and towards the end he got a massive round of," and i guess thats why they call us the blues" class on a top day out.


i must add also that the tradition of yelling scabs at notts forest should continue for eternity .
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Agreed Reidy

I always remember the last few seconds before Ratcliffe lifted the cup, there was such a feeling of pent up emotion just prior to that moment, and the roar when he lifted it - still gets the hairs on my back standing!

That feeling will only be surpassed the next time we win a trophy - 2009 (y)
 
Not quite sure of the correct words but I like the one below, sang to the theme tune of The Adams Family:

Your uncle is your brother
Your sister is your mother
You all screw one another
the Norwich family

dadada, da da :lol:
 

the esk said:
Agreed Reidy

I always remember the last few seconds before Ratcliffe lifted the cup, there was such a feeling of pent up emotion just prior to that moment, and the roar when he lifted it - still gets the hairs on my back standing!

That feeling will only be surpassed the next time we win a trophy - 2009 (y)
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just reading your reply has given me the old 'whizz shivver' down my spine, goose bumps the lot, only got my ticket at dinnertime post the day before the game, from a guy in newcastle for the watford end (went in ours) and it had brighton & hove albion stamped on the back, same with the milk cup final. i used to travel with eavesway who could get hold of tickets due to doing the team coach, day before went to get my money back as they had no tickets left and the woman said that all the others were double bookings and they had one ticket left which i could have, better than the golden ticket in willy wonka, i grabbed her by the ears and planted a smacker right on her lips, was gonna skuttle her over the counter, 75 or not !!(strangely i always seemed to be 1st in line for one then.

one for today lads

down like jewell ....youre goin down like paul jewell !!
or the old curiosity killed the cat one "straight back down"

your uncles your dad
your aunties your mum
your interbred
your derby scum.
 
teppic said:
funny you mention this guy danny because he was the subject of one of the funniest chants i've heard at an away..

to the tune of more, more , more by status quo (?)

posh spice is a slapper
she is a [Poor language removed]' whore
and when she's shaggin' beckham
she dreams of joe max moore!
joe max moore!
how do you like it,
how do you like it,
joe max moore (repeat till fade!)
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An aswell..........

Coleen is a slapper
She playes with dirty toys
an when she's shaggin' rooney
she thinks of davey moyes
davey moyes, davey moyes, davey, davey, moneys, he's got red hair an we dont care davey, davey moyes.

Classic. (y)(y)
 
They do that in Germany - bit artificial if you ask me.

Bayern - BAYERN - Bayern - BAYERN

By the way our mates in Nürnberg got themselves in all kinds of trouble at the weekend being bad boys and throwing flares and fireworks around at the local rivals' ground. Points deductions and all being talked about, which, given that they actually went and won a match, was not the most sensible afternoon in their history.
 

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