Loveed singing these on the old train away days; all but one aren't from my generation but we used to have a load of old fellas with us and we'd have the train rocking
Bill Shankly to Ron Yeats, "Come listen my boy
I've devised this Great Plan, that you're sure to enjoy,
Those Everton Toffees we'll knock out the Cup
And a great celebration we'll have on the Kop.
We'll kick Jimmy Husband and Harvey as well,
We'll kick those Blue Toffees, we'll kick them to hell,
There'll be one man standing that's Brian Labone
But he won't beat eleven red shirts on his own" !
Alas Mr Shankly, your plan it went wrong
And even your ********s could not raise one song,
For the man you forgot was THE GREATEST OF ALL,
A Red Headed Dynamo, named ALAN BALL !
In the forty fourth minute of a goalless report,
Smith, Yeats and Lawrenece on the wrong foot were caught,
When a square ball from Husband with great force was met,
from the boot of Young Alan to the back of the net !
So listen you ********s you all must agree
That yours is the wankiest team I have seen
To beat them blue toffees you first must report
To the Blue and White Street End which gives there support
EVERTON, EVERTON, EVERTON
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Street End Boys we are here
woah woah, woah woah
Street End Boys we are here
woah woah, woah woah
Street end boys we are here
Shag your women
And drink your beer
Woooaaah
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One goal at a time, Bob Latchford,
That's all we're asking of you.
If you hit the bar,
We'll all go aah,
One goal at a time
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Olly Olly Olly
With your balls in a trolley
And your dick tied up in string
Sitting on the grass with a bottle of bass
Singing Andy is our King
Oh Andy is our King
Oh Andy is our King
Oh Andy is our King