Favourite terrace song/chant

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Peas, Pies, chop suey roll
Come on Lie Tie give us a goal.


Duncan Ferguson is on the run is class


I've not come across the 'Duncan Ferguson on the run' song before what does it go like?

The Come on "Li Tie" give us a goal- I'm sure there was an older version of that? Anyone know?
 
I've not come across the 'Duncan Ferguson on the run' song before what does it go like?

The Come on "Li Tie" give us a goal- I'm sure there was an older version of that? Anyone know?

Duncan ferguson is on the run
He went inside for butting someone
now he's out and he's running round town
Ye better watch out before he knocks ye down
 

Loveed singing these on the old train away days; all but one aren't from my generation but we used to have a load of old fellas with us and we'd have the train rocking

Bill Shankly to Ron Yeats, "Come listen my boy
I've devised this Great Plan, that you're sure to enjoy,
Those Everton Toffees we'll knock out the Cup
And a great celebration we'll have on the Kop.
We'll kick Jimmy Husband and Harvey as well,
We'll kick those Blue Toffees, we'll kick them to hell,
There'll be one man standing that's Brian Labone
But he won't beat eleven red shirts on his own" !

Alas Mr Shankly, your plan it went wrong
And even your ********s could not raise one song,
For the man you forgot was THE GREATEST OF ALL,
A Red Headed Dynamo, named ALAN BALL !
In the forty fourth minute of a goalless report,
Smith, Yeats and Lawrenece on the wrong foot were caught,
When a square ball from Husband with great force was met,
from the boot of Young Alan to the back of the net !

So listen you ********s you all must agree
That yours is the wankiest team I have seen
To beat them blue toffees you first must report
To the Blue and White Street End which gives there support
EVERTON, EVERTON, EVERTON
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Street End Boys we are here
woah woah, woah woah
Street End Boys we are here
woah woah, woah woah
Street end boys we are here
Shag your women
And drink your beer
Woooaaah
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One goal at a time, Bob Latchford,
That's all we're asking of you.
If you hit the bar,
We'll all go aah,
One goal at a time
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Olly Olly Olly
With your balls in a trolley
And your dick tied up in string
Sitting on the grass with a bottle of bass
Singing Andy is our King
Oh Andy is our King
Oh Andy is our King
Oh Andy is our King
 

Quite like the Torres chant

He's half a boy he's half a girl
Torres Torres
He looks just like a transvestite
Torres torres
He wears a frock he sucks his cock
He sells his arse at the Albert dock
Fernando Torres carraghers bit on the side
 
Whatever happened to 'we hate Nottingham Forest, we hate Liverpool too...' ?

Sang it many times in the 80s. we need to change Forrest with another side. bring it back

We hate Newcastle United, We hate Liverpool too.... THEY'RE SH1T.
We hate Citeh and United but Everton we love you.... ALL TOGETHER NOW....
 
Sang it many times in the 80s. we need to change Forrest with another side. bring it back

We hate Newcastle United, We hate Liverpool too.... THEY'RE SH1T.
We hate Citeh and United but Everton we love you.... ALL TOGETHER NOW....

Tottenham Hotspur fits better than Newcastle and you're not saying United twice
 
Just reminded about the old Hari Krishna chant of the 60s.
Gordon West, Tommy Wright, Sandy Brown Howard Kendall......Brian Labone, Colin Harvey , Jimmy Husband , Alan Ball.........Joey Royle, Johnny Hurst, Johnny Morrisey , Harry Carrerick.......Harry Catterick, Harry Catterick, Harry Catterick, Harry Catterick. etc,
 

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