Favourite ways to kill a poster or two on GOT

[Goat]

Only 1 for me and I know how I WILL do it.

 

[MikeH72]

I’d like to tear gas @EverTheOptimist to death.

 

[Goat]

I’d like to tear gas @EverTheOptimist to death.

Drown him in Rafas arse sweat.

 

[MikeH72]

Drown him in Rafas arse sweat.

Bore him to death with spreadsheet after spreadsheet of City’s financial facts and figures.

Actually he’d probably jizz himself at that.

 

[tommye]

I'd annihilate the little Hitler worshipping shitbag and then let one of his noncey planetofthevapes mates smoke him.

This is the kind of content we're after here lads.


Time to step up.

 

[Goat]

Bore him to death with spreadsheet after spreadsheet of City’s financial facts and figures.

Keep telling him that Haaland was cheap compared to Nunez or whatever his crap name is.

 

[tommye]

Not sure who I’d kill but I’m 99% certain bumming would be my preferred method.

Excellent choice Sir.


Now, a list of names please.

 

[tommye]

Not wishing death upon anyone but think it would be funny to see @catcherintherye to read all the posts they’ve ever made in one go and see if they survive without topping themselves.

In the voice of Morgan Freeman please. Ta. X

 

[tommye]

Nothing against @davek, as all opinions are welcome on this great forum.

But pushing @davek off the top of our new stadium, would be sweet.

Obviously, a safety net would catch and all that, so he could be back on here bleating about wind turbines etc for more mirth and general amusement.

Those pesky turbines might blow him off course.
Better to use a cannon and fire him somewhere.

 

[tommye]

Christ. I hope @Tommy logs on again some day. He now has multiple death threats.

 

[COYBL25]

Can’t believe I missed this.

You entered the madness of the covid thread quite late and he’d already been banned by then lol

 

[MikeH72]

You entered the madness of the covid thread quite late and he’d already been banned by then lol

Would love to live inside that man’s head for just a few hours. What an experience.

 

[Cork Evertonian]

One of my favourite lines this month. Spat me tea haha

Sprinkle his ashes at anfield to top it off

Ibrox would be a more fitting location i think.lol

 

[catcherintherye]

Not wishing death upon anyone but think it would be funny to see @catcherintherye to read all the posts they’ve ever made in one go and see if they survive without topping themselves.

Not with a sane mind I wouldnt.

 

[tommye]

Not with a sane mind I wouldnt.

So, we're in with a chance then???