JobForTheMoyes
Player Valuation: £40m
His big mistake was not wearing an extra lucky wristband today. The great Goddess Fortuna took umbrage at this insult, and chose to take out her anger by propelling Aston Villa to a spectacularly fluky victory.
Duncan will now have to sacrifice one of his prized pigeons to appease the gods and propel us to an unlikely run for the Europa Conference league.
The big question now is, will he be man enough to lop Spotted Richard's head off for the greater good, or will he choose to protect his prized cock at all costs?
Duncan will now have to sacrifice one of his prized pigeons to appease the gods and propel us to an unlikely run for the Europa Conference league.
The big question now is, will he be man enough to lop Spotted Richard's head off for the greater good, or will he choose to protect his prized cock at all costs?