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WHAT!!! david shouted, just then his body shook and he fell to his knees trembling and as he looked up elstone noticed the pupils of his eyes had changed to white, then his body began to ripple and grow - his clothes began to tear around him and his skin became bright green - Elstone's flippant remark had awoken the 'Ginger Hulk. TM'. WRROAHHHHH he roared as he ............

fecked off sharpish to give bully a call for advice, it was then that he remembered the offer he'd been made by kerry katona, she wanted him to see to....
 
If the Ginger hulk tm was big enough to touch the sides.....but alas he was not so she sank into a deep depression and sobbed to herself.......

into a frozen statue as she filled the freezers in iceland, cos mark had spent her advance and she hadn't turned up for the ad , cos she wasn't coked up or hooked on speech slurring anti-depressents or anything'
there was only one thing to do, she'd have to contact schofield.... it was all his fault anyway, maybe he could get her 'career' back on track, only thing is she may have to get on her knees and
 
into a frozen statue as she filled the freezers in iceland, cos mark had spent her advance and she hadn't turned up for the ad , cos she wasn't coked up or hooked on speech slurring anti-depressents or anything'
there was only one thing to do, she'd have to contact schofield.... it was all his fault anyway, maybe he could get her 'career' back on track, only thing is she may have to get on her knees and

............polish Gordon the Gophers boots as apparently he has been hand picked by Moyes to be our new..............
 
............polish Gordon the Gophers boots as apparently he has been hand picked by Moyes to be our new..............

........Chief taster for Chang beer, but first he squeaked I want you to suck something very fishy that didn't come from iceland, then just as she was taking her falseys out Liz McClarnon popped her head round the door and said............
 

........Chief taster for Chang beer, but first he squeaked I want you to suck something very fishy that didn't come from iceland, but just as she was taking her falseys out Liz McClarnon popped her head round the door and said............


"we can see your hole again".

then liz said " i'm a reidette now, i'm just on my way to my initiation, i'm going to give Reidy a......"
 
.... and branston pickle sandwich in the brevel machine - I love 'em toastie you know - at this moment david moyes had changed back into his usual self and was wondering.......

how
  1. Reidy had managed to get into his office
  2. Reidy had managed to get liz into that position
  3. if Reidy had brought his bottle of Grecian.
it was then that his phone rang, just the once, ffs that'll be...
 

how
  1. Reidy had managed to get into his office
  2. Reidy had managed to get liz into that position
  3. if Reidy had brought his bottle of Grecian.
it was then that his phone rang, just the once, ffs that'll be...

that peskey reporter mr mcgee, I don't know why he's always following me around lately, but just then there was an almightly crash as the wardrobe reidy was attempting to jump off........
 
that peskey reporter mr mcgee, I don't know why he's always following me around lately, but just then there was an almightly crash as the wardrobe reidy was attempting to jump off........

Took off and crashed into Stevie G's house. Reidy looked on in astonishment as he saw...
 

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