Penalty in the 111th minute. Everton, already 7-0 up, bring on Joe Royle to take it. As always, he smacks it into the roof of the net to make it 8-0. The ghost of Alan Ball floats in to celebrate with Royle. After all, they've been here before. The ecstatic crowd bounce out of Goodison singing 'we shall not be moved, and get bladderd in the Wilmslow.